If you remember Twas the night before Christmas he easily navigates up the chimney. Besides, he’s lighter without the toys. Use cartoon physics whydon’tcha.
Actually - Joe has the right of it here. You can thank Coca-cola for our current image of Santa, the poem described him as “little” and drove “a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer”
Personally, I loved the solution they came up with for the “Santa Clause” movies with Tim Allen.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Did you ever wonder how he gets back up the chimney?
Flintstoned over 14 years ago
NO.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Does Ace carry the the giant economy size of WD 40?
Bargrove over 14 years ago
He gives a “nod, and up the chimney he rose…” Any questions?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If you remember Twas the night before Christmas he easily navigates up the chimney. Besides, he’s lighter without the toys. Use cartoon physics whydon’tcha.
crazyolnick over 14 years ago
to get back up the chimney it’s the preverbial Christmas Goose …… If not ace tyr acme
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Marge -
That would be CostCo
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
“Oh.. well he uses some magic dust, man.”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
too much of that magic dust and he won’t care if he doesn’t fit down the chimneys
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Actually - Joe has the right of it here. You can thank Coca-cola for our current image of Santa, the poem described him as “little” and drove “a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer”
Personally, I loved the solution they came up with for the “Santa Clause” movies with Tim Allen.
lisa4romMpls over 14 years ago
It’s merry magic
mark.dillon over 14 years ago
Why try to unfold a feeling? Let the magic and wonder go on and on without the spin and drift. Merry Christmas to all!
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
He’s an octopus! Santa’s a giant octopus!!!