Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 18, 2009
December 17, 2009
December 19, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: I tried to use the big-dewy-eyes on my master, but he blocked it with opaque eyewear! Boomer: Oh, no! Poncho: Well, we knew this day might come! Good thing we've got our doggie fallback weapon! Poncho: What about a low, mournful moan? I';ve seen that work before. Boomer: Y'know, I'm the one who's been training on this thing! Am I wasting my time or what?!
WoodEye about 15 years ago
Try the moan first. At least no one gets hurt. That thing is scary!
carmy about 15 years ago
Fire it up, pooches!
senyahc about 15 years ago
It won’t work, they won’t have anti matter figured out… and will try to use kibble in the shape of AA batteries, and of course Poncho will just eat it.
Ameculas about 15 years ago
hey, it’s the first robot from robocop……uh oh
alondra about 15 years ago
I think you’re taking the whole thing a bit too far.
FrozenFear about 15 years ago
There’s no problem that can’t be solved with a good Mech
Dirty Dragon about 15 years ago
Everyone talks about the “nuclear option”, but no one ever wants to actually use it.
JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago
That’s because it’s also the “unclear option!”