Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 26, 2012
Transcript:
verne: You just let a demon named herb take your soul for nothing?? RJ: of course not...I got a completely stocked strategic twinkie reserve in exchange. verne: You sold your soul for twinkies?! Rj: I know, I really suckered poor herb. verne: You're unfamiliar with the concept of hell, aren't you? RJ: I heard it gets hot. but a dry kind of hot.
Peabody-Martini about 12 years ago
How can hell be any worse? Life alone is such a curse. -Bad Religion
Odd Dog Premium Member about 12 years ago
@Nabuquduriuzhur
Ok ok but when do we get the twinkiesTog about 12 years ago
I think I might live nearby, the town I live in is twinned with Silent Hill.
USNA88 about 12 years ago
Coulda sworn this was about comics not make-believe history fiction novels….
Brian Fink about 12 years ago
Calvin: Where do you supposed we go when we die?” Hobbes: “Pittsburgh?” A pause. Calvin: “If we’re good or if we’re bad?”
Calvin: Hobbes, what do you think happens to us when we die?Hobbes: I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans. Calvin: So you believe in heaven? Hobbes: Call it what you like.
sappha58 about 12 years ago
@Nabuquduriuzhur: he’s your god, they’re your rules, YOU go to hell. And to cut this short, screw your god, screw your jesus, screw your holy spirit. There; I’ve committed the unpardonable sin. Just for you. Just because you preached.
sappha58 about 12 years ago
Michigan is pretty cool. I was born and raised there. Kinda miss the upper peninsula.
tuna1 about 12 years ago
What makes Hell Hell?
No Twinkies!
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
Twinkies make you do evil things. Just ask any San Francisco jury.
mfry1 about 12 years ago
@david_42 I lived through many a Texas summer. Hell is other Texans. -mfry
Only a sinner saved by grace about 12 years ago
A discussion I simply have to get involved in…Guess what, Becca, just cause you don’t believe in Hell doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Just sayyin’
fishbulb239 about 12 years ago
To anybody who doesn’t fear hell: spend a few days in Phoenix. Then imagine spending eternity in a place that’s just as bad, or perhaps even worse (if such a thing is possible). If that doesn’t make you want to repent your sins, nothing will.
Layab547 about 12 years ago
OK….Seriously, why are you guys all getting upset at Nabuquduriuzhur? Because he posted his opinion? Unless I’m mistaken, by saying that he shouldn’t post that stuff on here, you’re also stating your own opinion. And if I don’t agree with the fact you don’t believe in the Bible, can I call you guys stupid?
Look, I like to think things through logically, and your actions…confuse me. So really, if anyone can explain why its bad to post a Christian opinion, please, tell me. Because right now, I see no logic in it whatsoever.
iFerrarifan about 12 years ago
To everyone in this massive hell argument: SHUT UP! it isn’t accomplishing anything, it’s just making everybody hate each other more, why do you even care!?!
water_moon about 12 years ago
I’ve lived in Nevada, vistied Pheniox in July, and lived in Mississippi. Give me 110F and <10% humidity over 95F and 98% humidity ANY day of the week.
fixer1967 about 12 years ago
When I die I am going to be buried with my tools. Because when I get to Hell the first thing I am going to do is fix the Air Conditioning. So when Hell freezes over after I die you will know I got it fixed.
alviebird about 12 years ago
Personal beliefs aside…..THERE WAS NO REASON TO JUMP ON NAB LIKE THAT. Any of you.
You all should take your hateful attitudes elsewhere. This is a friendly environment, where people should feel free to POLITELY express themselves.
alviebird about 12 years ago
Parts of the scriptures are from the Greek tongue.
ecboston about 12 years ago
LMAO
Only a sinner saved by grace about 12 years ago
Sigh… You people don’t research religions much, do you? Do you have any idea how well supported the Bible is historically, prophetically, archaeologically, and yes, scientifically? Could you suggest any book that comes close to it?
alviebird about 12 years ago
I know this post is late and few, if any will see it. But I thought of something that I believe most of the faithful, agnostics, and atheists might agree on.
Want to amuse God?
Tell Him your plans.