Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2012
Transcript:
Ok, here's the plan... I'm gonna say I'm an internist doing a residency at Bayside General... Chicks love doctors. Position yourself on the other side of the bar... Pretend you're here on your own. If I get in trouble, I'll scratch my nose that means come over and pretend to be a grateful patient happening upon your doctor and a bar... Got it? Now remember, don't go overboard. Make it believable. Right. Right! I can do this. I'll just have a seltzer with a twist. I'm working the ER later tonight... Are you a doctor? Why yes, yes I am. I'm interning at Bayside General... Wow! My ex roomie was an RN there. Say... Do you know Chad Billings? Or... Well... Um... Actually... Um... Uh... Doctor? Dr. Moondog? Gosh! Is that you? Whatta coincidence! Thank you! Thank you for saving me from that flesh eating bacterial infection! It's almost completely cleared up! Almost completely cleared up. You told me to make it believable.
R2-Wolf about 12 years ago
Never send a Monty to do a man’s job!
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Make it believable? With Moondog and Monty? Not possible.
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Trust Monty to mess it up.
mandosalama about 12 years ago
And what doctor dresses like this anyway?! The plan was flawed from the beginning.
tattooedcyberidiot about 12 years ago
Better to pose as a psychiatrist and give Monty all the artistic freedom he needs
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Arrrgh! Monty blows up Moondog’s “get-a-girl” plan again! Monty, you need to learn all about subtlety.
pschearer Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yesterday I was chatting with three doctor friends and I learned a new word: NOCTURNIST — a doctor who works only hospital night shifts. That’s carrying specialization too far.
howellgroup about 12 years ago
I thought that a Nocturnist was one who knocks on the door before they turn the doorknob…