Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 17, 2012

Those pigs better hope the bartender doesn’t gethungry anytime soon.

“Here’s a stick in your eye!”

One of those guys has a girl built like a brick house.

the answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.

Bartender could use some nair.

Specialty of the mixologist is the Red Wolf.

and the Harvey Wall-blower-down.

You’d have better luck building it out of shot glasses.

Do you have to unwrap them first?

Second fairytale reference so far (“The Barn” and Goldilocks).

and the second pig built his house of stir sticks?

It’s clear…the waiter pig is a Schill for the bartender.

special today: ham sandwiches

Wolf obviously likes his meat well marinated.

Yeah, well I heard that straws suck, stick with swizzles . . . ☻

what a ham

Two faces in the mirror. Another in the bar towel. :))

No hassels from Muslims…..

Are those the three blind pigs? Why are they all squinting at him? The better to see him?