That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 02, 2012

Woman, give me my space!

This better be worth the pre-nuptial agreement!

His leg seems out of proportion to me.

Have you invented crystal meth yet, dear.

Looks like she startled him and the flagon ended up on the floor, but I’m surprised it didn’t shatter.

They are extremely awkward at playing footsies.

Meryl Streep in “Non-Fatal Attraction”.

His leg was not the only thing she straightened out.

“Come out on the dance floor, dear. Doing the Hokey Pokey while seated and balancing our bank book takes all the fun out of it.”

….and one receipt for a Swedish made penis enlarger, made out to….

So this is what helicopter parenting is.

I thought you were at bingo.

Hair extensions are not a recent invention.

Enlarged image of this huge (8’6" x 6’4") portrait can be found here (along with a painting description), or here (with a chemical description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry. A detail image, with this coloration, accompanies this academic description.Antoine-Laurent Lavoisier (1743–1794) and His Wife (Marie-Anne-Pierrette Paulze, 1758–1836) (click links for their Wikipedia and Google translated genealogy pages, she was much more involved than just looking over his shoulder) is described by its current-location page (click the different coloration image there for interactive enlargement) or the alternate page (which includes the detail image accompanying a discussion of the chemical instruments).A different coloration, click-to-humongous image can be found here. Another different coloration, click-to-enlarge image accompanies this short description, and another different coloration image accompanies this short description; there are many online different coloration and detail images. The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection (much more under Subcategories at each level).So far, 5 works by this artist/teacher (some may see the text bleeding into the blue background; hopefully that will be fixed soon) have appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

She was breathin’ all his oxygen?

….meanwhile, under the table, Hermionne is trying to stifle a sneeze…

The way his right leg is, don’t you think someone is under the table? If you get my meaning. If you get my drift.

Not a bad lookin’ gal and a charmingly casual pose for the time. I hope she survived the revolution.

He’s not blinking there, is he.

I guess it’s wine in that thing on the table, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Steve. Are you phoning in these lame attempts at humor?

Such an airhead.

The BBC devoted an hour to a discussion of paintings by this artist and the French Revolution (events surrounding this painting start around the 37:14 mark). Here is another work by this artist.