Close to Home by John McPherson for September 29, 2012

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    James Hopkins  about 12 years ago

    I wonder if there’s a part of Hell for guys who leave the toilet seat up.

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    Eric Klein  about 12 years ago

    Which ones are Steve Jobs and Tim Cook?

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    This is the level just above the bankers and the insurance execs.

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    battle of plattsburgh  about 12 years ago

    I am the proud owner of 42 re-chargers.

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    Put them in with the guys who mail out credit card applications.

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    Poollady  about 12 years ago

    I hope there’s a special place in Hell for whoever designed shrink wrap packages that are absolutely impossible to open!

    BTW, Cloudchaser, have you ever heard of the toilet seat LID? If everyone would simply lower the lid when they’re finished, it would solve the age old problem. Women would simply raise (and lower) the lid, men would raise both the seat and the lid and lower it again when done!!!

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    ncalifgirl58  about 12 years ago

    People who complain about the toilet seat will complain about something no matter what it is! It’s their nature. I think I see some camera execs in there too!

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    ennui_rudy  about 12 years ago

    It’s been shown that with the lid up the bowl sprays far enough during the flush to contaminate the countertop. Leaving the lid up means you’re brushing your teeth with fecal matter from the toilet flush.

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    fixer1967  about 12 years ago

    This is aimed at the iPhone 5. They changed the ports so none of the iPhone stuff you have for your old iPhone will work any more.

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    cheetahqueen  about 12 years ago

    But there is a Special Hell for those who talk at the theater!

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    galanti  about 12 years ago

    Has anyone actually seen a super slow motion toilet flush to see the spray? Or is this just another urban legend. Personally I’m in the “put both the seat and the lid down” school, but that’s just to even out the effort and to keep things from falling in.

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    dasmadyank  about 12 years ago

    Ever wonder why the floor in front of the toilet is so filthy? It’s not completely from male urinators with poor aim but from the splashover when urine hits the water in the bowl. EVERYONE should pee while sitting so bathrooms won’t smell like NYC in the summer.

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