FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 15, 2012

hackertyper.com You can type extreamly fast.

All I realy want for christmas is no more killing of the innocent children for several years “for me that is like 80 to 100 years” I hope by than we would not even think about it any more.

I just copy and paste last years Christmas list since all I got last year was a lump of coal.

Just bring me – EVERYTHING!!

And this is why Santa’s server keeps crashing.

All I like is no more nightmares, I do not live that state, of someone murdering innocent children. And yet the killing still continues.

I seen on commerical Santa picking a card up and recorded a young child’s voice what she wanted for Christmas. For our family we draw names and have a limit. So we try to jazz up as you do not get much for limits.

How do you know his email address? That seems harder to guess than the snailmail address.

No there not!

I am surprised Jason is typing the list manually. He should have downloaded all the on-line catalogs, check off the items he wanted, and let mailmerge do the rest.