Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Options are goodā€¦

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Mine your manners! (Nyuk nyuk nyuk)

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    Bilan  over 12 years ago

    Yep, claymores will tell them how you feel..and theyā€™ll definitely get the point!

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    What do you do when you donā€™t have a walkway?

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    I like options. I like Liā€™l Guard Duck. Mines can be hard to come by for the average citizen, but Guard Duckā€™s thinking is clear, cogent, and to the point. If Management doesnā€™t like it, ā€¦well, Guard Duck could invite them over to his place(ā€œKeep Of the Grassā€) for Conflict Resolution, his wayā€¦.

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    another dying mediumā€¦radio.

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    amyhre2001  over 12 years ago

    All I hear when I turn it on is commercials on every station.

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Guard Duck is the Howard Stern of Ducks.

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    WCLamb  over 12 years ago

    @Aaron Myhre -Even when you PAY for it (Sirius/XM) you get stuck with the commercial ads. Same ones over and over. And thoughtlessly too. ā€œFree for the next 100 callersā€ ainā€™t gonnaā€™ last long when itā€™s being broadcast from space to the whole country, certainly not for 2-3 weeks. Time to ditch the subscription and fees.

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    Gilbert  over 12 years ago

    Nopeā€¦no teleporting door. To the right of GD looks to be a wing of his sound board/deskā€¦.this is also the side we see a door. The mic and the door to the managers office are on the opposite side.

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    bsqnbay  over 12 years ago

    Does this work for relatives as well? Especially since the holidays are around the corner.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Rat and Guard Duck should do that radio show togetherā€¦

    Love the manā€™s face in the Last Panel.

    xxx

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Four buttons programmed on my radio:ClassicAncient RockNot as ancient RockComedyOh, and the CD play buttonā€¦..

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    sandigilbo  over 12 years ago

    Caller: Donā€™t invite those friends over for dinner anymore. I, for one, do not do dinner parties and really donā€™t want to go over to otherā€™s homes for dinner. But, to refuse an invitation is rude, too. I prefer to meet at a restaurant. No muss, no fuss & we all choose our own meal.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 12 years ago

    If you mine your own hallway you couldnā€™t use it yourself anymore. Is Guard Duck growing up and we canā€™t call him ā€œLiā€™lā€ anymore?

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    Rickapolis  over 12 years ago

    I guess that GD is STILL looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. That seems to be the mentality.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 12 years ago

    Oh come on Mr. Manager- Options are a ā€˜blastā€™.

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    tuna1  over 12 years ago

    Gives me an idea for a new divison of 1-800-FLOWERSā€¦.

    The motto could be ā€œSay it with Landminesā€..

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    tigre1again  over 12 years ago

    I keep my radio dial on the local college/NPR. Great news and sports, analysis, jazz and blues in the eveningā€¦N O COMMERCIALS. Period.

    NPR: radio for people who are and have grown up.

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    155088  over 12 years ago

    Itā€™s time for a little less G.D. and more Crocs.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    I like it that Guard Duck gets his own monogrammed chair. Itā€™s probably booby trapped.

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    Hoodude  over 12 years ago

    Bouncing Bettyā€™s,or well smeared pungy sticksā€¦

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    cubswin2016  over 12 years ago

    Why havenā€™t they fired him yet. Better yet, roast him in the oven. Yum, yum!

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Another bad thing about XM, the DJs talk over the music. Might as well listen to regular radio for free if I have to put up with that!

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    tazz555  over 12 years ago

    Mine your walkway is a good option for any situation. Your kid wants to know about sex. Either have the talk orā€¦.mine your walkway

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    EVillin  over 12 years ago

    I got myself the free version of TapinRadio made by Raimersoft. It has several alternatives, including ā€œProā€ versions which then cost a few dollars. But even the simplest model comes with a huge list of online stations from all over the world, and it is constantly updated. I have only used it to access the Swedish stations I otherwise could get on air as well, as they fill my needs while allowing me to avoid having a radio to fiddle with whenever I get a call on Skype. Now I allow the internet radio to mute while I handle the call with no extra fuss.

    There are lots of internet radio apps out there, so I am sure you can find one you like at a price you also likeā€¦

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    Larry Croc  about 7 years ago

    Mine zeebas walkway!

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    darthd20rolling  over 6 years ago

    :O I saw this comic when it came out 6 years ago and had no idea what I was reading! THIS IS SO COOL!

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