Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 22, 2009

Very limited, indeed. A pea shooter, perhaps?

Spuds MacKenzie has your number, kiddo! –Although swords, crossbows, and spears are not on your “I Don’t Do…” list….

Well, I myself am partial to booby traps (I have the hands for them), whip chains (they make my presence known) and bare hands (Oh what I can do with these digits).

How about slingshots and peashooters?

Oh everybody knows women make the best assassins. Mainly because they have the best a–es.*

*I self censor because I care - mostly

How about stinkbombs? The gift that keeps on giving.

Like every good female assassin, she has a razor tongue.

So did Teresa get married and I’m just now noticing the name change… . if so… congratulations!!

She didn’t mention the old “safe out the 5th story window.” I’d avoid tall buildings, from now on.

“Meteor hammers”?

And Teresa deserves our congratulations whether she tied the knot or not! Such a clever thing …

Oh, and Happy Anniversary, Teresa, to “Applause” and “Blog.” They both fill me with delight every day.

At least she still has her feet

A belated “Happy Anniversary” from me, too. I didn’t know when FA got started, but I certainly know now. The hitkid on your blog really did me in. Who needs meteor hammers or throwing stars when you have tears?

Speaking of the blog, where’s the okra car?

Teresa, are you saying you didn’t get my card and the flowers. Heads will roll at FTD!

T., Happy Uneventful 3rd Anniversary….

“Lefty2 said, about 6 hours ago

So did Teresa get married and I’m just now noticing the name change… . if so… congratulations!!”

I’m not sure if she got married or not. My guess is that she changed her name because Dowl…

because Dowla…

because her old name was just too hard to spell.

Maybe just to avoid crazy stalkers too.

Anyway, congrats on 3rd Anniversary!!!

Biologicals, perhaps? Anthrax, anyone?

I am soooo IN LOVE!!! with Teresa.

Main Entry: de·fen·es·tra·tion Pronunciation: (ˌ)dē-ˌfe-nə-ˈstrā-shən\ Function: noun Etymology: de- + Latin fenestra window Date: 1620 1 : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

Hi, Teresa!!!

What about the EVIL EYE?

I love this comic strip. I read it every day.

Strangulation with a jump rope.

Three years, three @–>–>— @–>–>—@–>–>— roses for Teresa!

Happy three! I can’t wait for the Frog Applause movie.