Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 23, 2009

All I want for Christmas is air traffic control.

Fender bender in the skys of the North Pole! New at 11.

I want to believe

This is certainly different, Thom!

I’m offended by the stereotypical image of an alien. We’re not all green, you know.

The situation was alien to both of them.

Mid-air rage?

An Encounter that was definitely too Close. My bet is the alien ran the Northen Lights while phoning home.

Rudolph doesn’t appear too happy with the aliens “presence”.

Good Morning Thom Thom

Illegal alien… probably doesn’t have insurance. And now Santa’s premiums will go up.

So Santa and Aliens do really exist?

I will be absent for the next few days. Thom have a very Merry Christmas and the same to all of your fans.

That’s right MoPar.

some of us are purple

Hey, I resemble that remark!

‘Frosty the Snowman’ has already summoned the’traffic cop’, and he’s on his way as we speak…

Santa Claus conquers the Martians - The Sequel

That’s going to be one heck of an insurance claim.

In this case, the Martians conquer Santa. Or conk out Santa.

This wouldn’t have happened if they’d identified each other.

“ET got run over by a reindeer…”

Look at the belly button on that alien. Imagine the umbilical cord. Imagine the placenta. Imagine the womb. Imagine the mother.

Could this be a very, very young flying saucer driver? That has to affect the insurance situation, too…

Where did you get your drivers license at Green Man? MARS!

I love the picture, and the comments! Why didn’t NORAD spot this first? Every year they have a program that tracks Santa’s progress around the world. Certainly their equipment is updated enough to spot a UFO, since all other flights, at least in the US, are ordered out of Santa’s airspace.

I hope Santa wasn’t seriously hurt! No one seems to have noticed his steaming fat carcass amongst the rubble of packages.

thom thom this is great it took my sleepy brain a few mins to catch on, but then i got it. lols for sure.

merryChristmas all

Santa is so well-hidden that I didn’t catch where he is until now. Woodeye, the floor moves that you change your name to Hawkeye.