Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 14, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Want some of my frog-puck? Satchel: Was it raised free range? Bucky: I believe it was razed range rover. And it was free, yes. Satchel: It looks like trash. Bucky: Satchel, one man's trash is another man's castle. Satchel: Huh? Bucky: Of course, I'm an optometrist, not a pestilence. I see the glass as half rose-tinted. I don't cry over milk spilled under bridges. I go make lemonade. And even when my glass is half-empty, it's a big glass. I'll put my half empty jug up against your full shot glass any day.
naturally_easy almost 12 years ago
Brain Cramp!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Strange platitudes…probably the Tropic of Capricorny.
rf_eq almost 12 years ago
he uses the shot glass to mix his metaphors
malpot almost 12 years ago
Hey Bucky, my vodka container might be only a quarter full, but its a 10,000 gallon liquid transport trailer!
Superfrog almost 12 years ago
Frog puck? That looks like Uncle Fred.
Michelle Morris almost 12 years ago
Darby,are you sure he’s not really Norm Crosby’s cat?
Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago
But Satchel will eat anything!
bergamot almost 12 years ago
Bucky I love thee.
falstaff2 almost 12 years ago
Mrs. Malaprop and Bucky would make an ideal couple.
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
I find it implausible that Satch would look a gift frog puck in the mouth.
ekw555 almost 12 years ago
Bluto: “was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”Otter [to Boon]: “Germans?”Boon :“Forget it, he’s rolling”
kathyabk almost 12 years ago
The hilarity just continues!!!
Devils Knight almost 12 years ago
and the normal person just drinks what is in it while they are arguing
SharkNose almost 12 years ago
No wonder Satchel is so confused. Does Bucky do that on purpose? Or is he just a putz?
Tocsik almost 12 years ago
Darby,are you sure he’s not really Norm Crosby’s cat?[/quote]Yeah, Norm Crosby or Bob Euker (sp?).But, since when is Satchel’s palate so sophisticated he turns down frog puck?
kcredden almost 12 years ago
I think Bucky’s ate one too many roadkill :) His mind’s a bit mixed up (Well more than usual.)
Hoodude almost 12 years ago
Is that food?You gonna eat that?I’ll eat that!.with eyes to MerrilMarkoe,but it sure works here.
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
no. not going to do it. not going to count the number of crazy things that just fired wildly through the Buckmiester’s mind. This is a Food, Not Food game. Free Range Rover Frog Puck sounds like food. For Satchel.
tazz555 almost 12 years ago
Mind….blown
dumbbobsbrother almost 12 years ago
LSD in Bucky’s water bowl?
Brian Fink almost 12 years ago
@ Richard – and the sexist says “Shake it honey, this glass aint gonna fill itself”
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I think Bucky’s been into some bad catnip.
lovelaughterpeaceharmony almost 12 years ago
love love love it
BrookFan almost 12 years ago
Bucky’s brain farts just get funnier and funnier, but I feel sorry for Satchel who is totally bewildered.
mary51grace almost 12 years ago
Bucky is full of it today. Love it!
jleach6180 almost 12 years ago
Can anyone help me find an old strip in which Rob says to Bucky, Will you be kettle or pot? Bucky: I shall be pot.
mrsullenbeauty almost 12 years ago
Could the frog talk, like Bucky and Satch, before it got Range Rover runovered?
williamh31980 almost 12 years ago
while the three are discussing this the opportunist steals the glass and drinks its contents… unfortunately what he/she thought was H2O was H2SO4
Rational Anarchist almost 12 years ago
Oh god! I understood that! Somebody call my therapist.What should I call him? A cab.