I do a lot of work with the DoD… and the only translation I’ve learned is that when they talk about being a team player, it means the project is going to be done their way OR ELSE. Even if it costs several million dollars more than it needs to, and doesn’t do the job it was originally intended to do. sigh
They also use such language in the engineering departments of every version of the U.S.S. Enterprise I’ve ever seen. In fact, the language in all three panels is virtually straight citation of one episode/movie or another of Star Trek.
Dr. Who, indeed. Nobody can reverse polarities on whatever gizmo you’re talking about better than Montgomery Scott or Geordi LaForge.
Scotty said he multiplied his repair estimates by a factor of four to maintain his reputation as a miracle worker…but I bet it was really meant to give him some room for error!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Sigh, good stuff!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Do they sell translation devices for real life? Where can I get one?
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
I’d opt for the giztookanah ray gun.
watcha almost 15 years ago
This can not be an US spaceship - except for Cliff nobody else is overweight!
zero almost 15 years ago
Any chance those Pam & the other two could have a pillow fight? just a thought:-P
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I think the fish in my ear died.
drwatson almost 15 years ago
Reverse the polarity? It’s Dr. Who from the mid 70’s!
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Ahhh…Gweedo: you take me back a long way….
ChiehHsia almost 15 years ago
I do a lot of work with the DoD… and the only translation I’ve learned is that when they talk about being a team player, it means the project is going to be done their way OR ELSE. Even if it costs several million dollars more than it needs to, and doesn’t do the job it was originally intended to do. sigh
TheDOCTOR almost 15 years ago
drwatson: Close sir, the phrase was ”REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW” One of J.Pertwees (The THIRD Doctor ) favorite lines.
Ermine Notyours almost 15 years ago
watcha said, about ? hours ago
This can not be an US spaceship - except for Cliff nobody else is overweight!
Have you seen the food they served on the space station on The Matrix? ‘Nuff said.
Nelly55 almost 15 years ago
@Orgelspieler:
same thing at NASA………………………ahhhh, working for da guberment
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
They also use such language in the engineering departments of every version of the U.S.S. Enterprise I’ve ever seen. In fact, the language in all three panels is virtually straight citation of one episode/movie or another of Star Trek.
Dr. Who, indeed. Nobody can reverse polarities on whatever gizmo you’re talking about better than Montgomery Scott or Geordi LaForge.
slhansen07 almost 15 years ago
Yes, Jukofurl, I’d like to see that too. Who cares about the techno stuff, any time I see Pam, I’m happy.
fromage911 almost 15 years ago
Does it help to reverse the polarity by having Brewster use the instrument panel upside down?
Dorian almost 15 years ago
LOVE this arc. Thanks Tim!!
MommaMadeMe almost 15 years ago
Cmdr Tucker From Star Trek Enterprise- I’ll run a full diagnostic.*
*That’ll keep you off my back for an hour or two.
captainedd almost 15 years ago
Scotty said he multiplied his repair estimates by a factor of four to maintain his reputation as a miracle worker…but I bet it was really meant to give him some room for error!
Varnes almost 15 years ago
Juke, yeah, look at all the babes in panel three. That’s gotta be a record. For all I know, that’s the whole female crew.
I think the usual blond chick should have a name. I mean, look at the size of her waist!
The brunette in the back ground? A good bureaucrat, even under alien attack, the paper work must go on…
rdh288 almost 15 years ago
Let’s see. If we put our engines in reverse, it might overload their weapons. Yep, nonsense.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
If you shift into reverse, it’ll flood the engine. It’s a really old station.