No its not officer.I have never met a lady who has said her TRUE age. Had them hand me their DL. Got the date of birth. On the old tickets we wrote down Age. Never, ever had a lady tell me her correct age and I am holding the DL with the DOB. Just like weight. Lady in vehicle was, well, big.Asked her weight. She said 140. I had to choke back myself. I wanted so bad to say kilograms or tonnage. But held myself back. Left if blank on her copy on mine I put my best guess. We could leave back then no blanks unfilled.
Anyway he is only the Homeowners Assn self appointed security. Citizen on Patrol. I mean a cross draw holster with that belly. He would turn in a circle like a dog on its tail trying to reach it.
My point exactly Perkycat. But rules say I gotta put down what I see. Its a cop thing. One of the best desciptions for a Be on Lookout for.White male wearing pants, shirt and shoes driving a medium color car. This was an actual description put out one time. The crime a drive off from Whataburger drive thru.We could not resist asking the dispatcher to repeat not once but twice. I think by the second repeat she finally got it. She Said Stand by and we didnt hear anything else. And you think thats bad listen to Dallas Fire about the Big Tex fire. It is causing a real issue here. One fireman is heard saying in the Big Tex voice Sure is Hot. I imagine there will be some………retraining.
Real radio traffic one time in South Texas Laredo to be exact.A bad guy wanted to turn himself in. He told the Sheriff to drive up to the house and honk his horn on the car and he would come out.Sheriff was busy so he sent Deputy Buford.He followed instructions.Got on the radio and said.“Sheriff I done blowed this guy twice and he no come.”Must not have been Home?You can stop laughing now. It took us days. Deputy Buford got some retraining.I would not write it if it were not true. After 32 years?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Especially if you’re 60.
Linguist about 12 years ago
Age is just a number… and mine is unlisted !
Steve Bartholomew about 12 years ago
Over-regulation of free enterprise, I call it.
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
Hey, if they can sell Rogaine and Propecia he should be able to sell his youth tonic.
Not Me about 12 years ago
To know what I know now and be who I was then.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
No its not officer.I have never met a lady who has said her TRUE age. Had them hand me their DL. Got the date of birth. On the old tickets we wrote down Age. Never, ever had a lady tell me her correct age and I am holding the DL with the DOB. Just like weight. Lady in vehicle was, well, big.Asked her weight. She said 140. I had to choke back myself. I wanted so bad to say kilograms or tonnage. But held myself back. Left if blank on her copy on mine I put my best guess. We could leave back then no blanks unfilled.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Anyway he is only the Homeowners Assn self appointed security. Citizen on Patrol. I mean a cross draw holster with that belly. He would turn in a circle like a dog on its tail trying to reach it.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Buy a cup and see for yourself.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
My point exactly Perkycat. But rules say I gotta put down what I see. Its a cop thing. One of the best desciptions for a Be on Lookout for.White male wearing pants, shirt and shoes driving a medium color car. This was an actual description put out one time. The crime a drive off from Whataburger drive thru.We could not resist asking the dispatcher to repeat not once but twice. I think by the second repeat she finally got it. She Said Stand by and we didnt hear anything else. And you think thats bad listen to Dallas Fire about the Big Tex fire. It is causing a real issue here. One fireman is heard saying in the Big Tex voice Sure is Hot. I imagine there will be some………retraining.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Real radio traffic one time in South Texas Laredo to be exact.A bad guy wanted to turn himself in. He told the Sheriff to drive up to the house and honk his horn on the car and he would come out.Sheriff was busy so he sent Deputy Buford.He followed instructions.Got on the radio and said.“Sheriff I done blowed this guy twice and he no come.”Must not have been Home?You can stop laughing now. It took us days. Deputy Buford got some retraining.I would not write it if it were not true. After 32 years?
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Funny!