Momma by Mell Lazarus for January 07, 2010

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    alondra  about 15 years ago

    It’s one of those mysteries of the universe.

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    micsal Premium Member about 15 years ago

    because Francis is a idiot!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    the odds for the jelly side landing face down on a surface is in direct proportion to the surface’s ease of cleanup and cost.

    in other words , the more expensive the carpet, the better odds it will get some jelly on it

    well yeah , there’s that physics thing too, smartypants!

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    Keith Messamer  about 15 years ago

    They actually did a study on why the jellied side of a piece of bread almost always lands on the floor. It doesn’t have a chance to make a full revolution on the way to the floor.

    I don’t know if they won the Ignobel Prize for it, though.

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    mrslukeskywalker  about 15 years ago

    Hurry up so you can apply the 5 second rule.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Ask Mell why it happened.

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