Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 13, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: Why is football on in here and in the kitchen? Man: Because football is America's game, and I love football, American potato chips, and American beer. And I'll be darned if I'm going to compromise my Americanism when I go from one room to another. Woman: Wow. My little patriot. Tv: First down!
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
A Republican football fan.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago
And this is wrong how?
skeeterhawk about 12 years ago
I had to laugh at his sarcasm. And hers.But other ‘footballers’ do use theirs hands: the goal keeper can grab the ball, and the others use their hands quite often when they ‘wrestle’ to get at the ball. Of course fouls or penalties in both sports include ‘illegal use of the hands.’ Ha.
ThunderChicken72 about 12 years ago
Meh full contact golf, now thats a sport! Just imagine Arnold Palmer or Tiger Woods getting tackled as they tee off.
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member about 12 years ago
Did Red Cashion come out of retirement?
hippogriff about 12 years ago
skeeterhawk: And must use both hands when throwing in an out-of-bounds ball.
cbrsarah about 12 years ago
I’ll stick to baseball.
Jeff0811 about 12 years ago
Wouldn’t a real republican be drinking tea and eating freedom fries?
hippogriff about 12 years ago
gmartin997: Yes, but it is still the use of the hands by a player other than goaltender. You could also claim that the player is out of bounds at the time.
feldmann53 about 12 years ago
Good luck trying to find an “American Beer” unless you get one of the mini-breweries.