The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2012

The epitome of having a screw loose.

Sneezy- cheesy! He can slurp all night and never gain an ounce!

Try as he might, Frankenstein’s monster is not a man, by Kipling’s definition … “If you can keep your head when all about you …”(and I’m glad the monster didn’t lose his shirt)

My wife says she sneezes her head off, but it never quite looks like this.

ol’ zipperneck.

Get straightGo forwardMove aheadTry to detect itIt’s not too lateTo whip itWhip it good

Sure beats a fly (doing the backstroke) in my soup.

Sigh! Something totally inapproppriate comes to mind.

I’ve heard of hats off at the table but never heads off.

Heads will roll for this…

Eew! Ol Frankie’s head is slurping the soup on the table BACK into the bowl.

Somehow I find this slightly more tasteful than it would be with zombies.

This joke is a head of its time.

Oh man, Frank’s going all to pieces again.

You gotta admire his ability to remain level headed.

Waiter! There’s a head in my soup.

I won’t say what I was going to say as I want to keep on commenting.

I asked for Head Cheese Soup…