I agree. Tried a kindle once and immediately went back to my hard copies. Although, I can certainly see the advantages in some cases, such as air travel.
I have both – but I write and Kindle lets me publish and make good money when traditional publishing would not. I price my books at $2.99 and still get more than I would if it was paper.
I prefer hardcopy books for reading, not hitting flies. In response to @ paulproteus my mom lends me whole books which I give back when done. Other than that I go to the library.
I could never accept clay – give me a good solid rock to read. As for Kindle – I prefer it to the Nook only because it’s what I own and use daily. When I want a book (text, not photo), I download it in <60 seconds and usually pay about half the price. I got The Jungle for 99 cents, the complete Twain free.
So, according to this strip, the value of a book is its value as a flyswatter. Publishers, take note: you don’t have to put any ink on the pages. No need for all those bothersome words that you have to pay someone to write. Just put out blank books of appropriate size & weight to be good flyswatters.
How do you type on one of those things? Do you poke at the screen with a stylus? Or do you use a handwriting-to-typeface converter (like I use on my Cassiopeia [programmable in a Basic variant or in C++] that I bought for $50 6 years ago?) There is much to be said for Project Gutenberg, like that it’s free.
I love the smell of books, I love getting ink on the sides of my thumbs, I love finding flowers or leaves I pressed between the pages of my hard backs, I like that most paperbacks weigh less than a lb since I prefer to read laying down with the book over my head….
Tirasmol over 12 years ago
hahahahaahahaa – did he kill that thing and then give it back to janis with fly guts on it?
piloti over 12 years ago
I agree. Tried a kindle once and immediately went back to my hard copies. Although, I can certainly see the advantages in some cases, such as air travel.
piloti over 12 years ago
I can’t comment on the value of an ebook as a flyswatter, though.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I love the sound of a paper page being turned, and the gentle thump when you close a book..
paulproteus48640 over 12 years ago
so do you loan out the entire ebook to a friend when you want them to read a book?
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
I have a glorious stack of hardcover and paperback books just waiting to take a ride in my backpack or purse, to be opened at a moment’s notice. :)
bagbalm over 12 years ago
I have both – but I write and Kindle lets me publish and make good money when traditional publishing would not. I price my books at $2.99 and still get more than I would if it was paper.
QuietStorm27 over 12 years ago
I prefer hardcopy books for reading, not hitting flies. In response to @ paulproteus my mom lends me whole books which I give back when done. Other than that I go to the library.
gilmccarthy over 12 years ago
Did Arlo give the Kindle back cuz it stopped working after he hit the fly?
tnazar over 12 years ago
I could never accept clay – give me a good solid rock to read. As for Kindle – I prefer it to the Nook only because it’s what I own and use daily. When I want a book (text, not photo), I download it in <60 seconds and usually pay about half the price. I got The Jungle for 99 cents, the complete Twain free.
Jelfring Premium Member over 12 years ago
Twain spoilers.
coz69 over 12 years ago
Love my Kindle…but it’s NOT a good flyswatter Arlo!
rugeirn over 12 years ago
So, according to this strip, the value of a book is its value as a flyswatter. Publishers, take note: you don’t have to put any ink on the pages. No need for all those bothersome words that you have to pay someone to write. Just put out blank books of appropriate size & weight to be good flyswatters.
barryj35967 over 12 years ago
He is right. Digital readers suck!
Lkstringer over 12 years ago
I did this with a mosquito and “shattered” the screen on my Kindle"…….expensive fly swatted!
trebmal over 12 years ago
Q24 – I wonder how many books I have in my house with a dead fly in them.
finale over 12 years ago
Magazines are best…..tightly rolled.
elysummers over 12 years ago
I agree. Although there certainly is a place for technology in this world, there is something about the feel of a book, the weight or heft.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Rupert Giles once said it was the smell that enticed him. Funny that a TV vampire hunter endorsed the print.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Anybody remember the Mad magazine that had a picture of a flyswatter on the cover to actually make the magazine useful?
GramEGoose over 12 years ago
Twain in modern-speak= Technology Without An Interesting Name
bostonEddie over 12 years ago
How do you type on one of those things? Do you poke at the screen with a stylus? Or do you use a handwriting-to-typeface converter (like I use on my Cassiopeia [programmable in a Basic variant or in C++] that I bought for $50 6 years ago?) There is much to be said for Project Gutenberg, like that it’s free.
water_moon over 12 years ago
I love the smell of books, I love getting ink on the sides of my thumbs, I love finding flowers or leaves I pressed between the pages of my hard backs, I like that most paperbacks weigh less than a lb since I prefer to read laying down with the book over my head….