Close to Home by John McPherson for January 05, 2010

That’s not even worth a Bronx cheer.

….or a Denver omelette~

THAT’s why that stuff tastes awful

c’mon…he got what he ask for..so he better be careful what he ask her..if you know what i mean….

I suppose the new england clam chowder is served with bill belichick doing the back stroke

Just wait till you see their Eggs Benedict…

Don’t order the oysters Rockefeller!!

And don’t order the Dubai chowder! You’ll get a sharp, stabbing pain in your eye when you try to eat it!

…Or the ‘Frisco burger or the California Veggie omelet and DEFINITELY don’t wash it down with “a nice Hawaiian Punch”!

who put that chunk of concrete in my soup ?

Eating this should be interesting! Yum! XD

I’d like a leaning tower of pizza!

That’s going to hurt tomorrow!

Be sure to swallow it pointy end down.