Santa: Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all,"Let me buy you a drink, Santa!" Now suddenly it's,"Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?"...
Caption: Post-season's greetings
I dressed as Santa one year to take my kids trick or treating. I borrowed a costume froma friend. Whenever we went to a house with kids there they would either run away into their house or get all excited. I suppose you could tell the naughty list kids.
Who’s the little whiner at the in the red suit at the end of the bar? Jeeze, dude, get off your butt, take cleokaya’s advice.
Get some brews to go, and look up the naughties. Make a new man out a ya…Man, I wish I could crib Santa’s notes.
It’d be like a catalog….
WoodEye over 14 years ago
‘Tis the season to be grumpy.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Fa la la la kiss my tukus.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I don’t see what’s wrong with buying Santa a drink any time of year.
kreole over 14 years ago
He’s supposed to be in civvies in January….
cdward over 14 years ago
It’s all in the timing.
SandyRoss- Premium Member over 14 years ago
He better not have kids sitting on his lap after Christmas. He’ll get hauled off to jail.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
kreole, it’s still pretty cold, hence the suit… come april/may, he’ll be in civvies… :D
kjbarbie over 14 years ago
We acknowledge things that serve our purpose; when the purpose is served, some things don’t matter anymore.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Poor Santa. Can’t even get chicks without his big sack.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Now’s the time to go visit the ladies who are on his naughty list.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Santa just needs to put everyone on his naughty list and be done with it.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
santa on the bum? yeah, needless acts of kindness, get the ol’ man a drink….i’m buying.
tonytiger29 over 14 years ago
I dressed as Santa one year to take my kids trick or treating. I borrowed a costume froma friend. Whenever we went to a house with kids there they would either run away into their house or get all excited. I suppose you could tell the naughty list kids.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Jolly old St. Nicholas ain’t so jolly now. Reality has a way of doing that to you.
Varnes over 14 years ago
Who’s the little whiner at the in the red suit at the end of the bar? Jeeze, dude, get off your butt, take cleokaya’s advice. Get some brews to go, and look up the naughties. Make a new man out a ya…Man, I wish I could crib Santa’s notes. It’d be like a catalog….
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Poor Santa suffers a rare form of post-partem depression every year.
napaeric over 14 years ago
Santa’s credit cards are maxed out, please buy him a drink
COGNIZANT over 14 years ago
TSK TSK! How fickle we are.
parethed over 14 years ago
Every “Santa” I know is bummed when the bills come in January…
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
what drink? i know i bought him one, but there is no glass in front of him……….so what’s with all the milk references?
bmonk over 14 years ago
Why wouldn’t a non-existent Santa Claus show up in a fictional bar? Where else would he show up?
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
He’s still griping about the parking ticket he got at “Overboard.”
Can't Sleep over 14 years ago
How soon we forget….