Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 11, 2010

‘Tis the season to be grumpy.

Fa la la la kiss my tukus.

I don’t see what’s wrong with buying Santa a drink any time of year.

He’s supposed to be in civvies in January….

It’s all in the timing.

He better not have kids sitting on his lap after Christmas. He’ll get hauled off to jail.

kreole, it’s still pretty cold, hence the suit… come april/may, he’ll be in civvies… :D

We acknowledge things that serve our purpose; when the purpose is served, some things don’t matter anymore.

Poor Santa. Can’t even get chicks without his big sack.

Now’s the time to go visit the ladies who are on his naughty list.

Santa just needs to put everyone on his naughty list and be done with it.

santa on the bum? yeah, needless acts of kindness, get the ol’ man a drink….i’m buying.

I dressed as Santa one year to take my kids trick or treating. I borrowed a costume froma friend. Whenever we went to a house with kids there they would either run away into their house or get all excited. I suppose you could tell the naughty list kids.

Jolly old St. Nicholas ain’t so jolly now. Reality has a way of doing that to you.

Who’s the little whiner at the in the red suit at the end of the bar? Jeeze, dude, get off your butt, take cleokaya’s advice. Get some brews to go, and look up the naughties. Make a new man out a ya…Man, I wish I could crib Santa’s notes. It’d be like a catalog….

Poor Santa suffers a rare form of post-partem depression every year.

Santa’s credit cards are maxed out, please buy him a drink

TSK TSK! How fickle we are.

Every “Santa” I know is bummed when the bills come in January…

what drink? i know i bought him one, but there is no glass in front of him……….so what’s with all the milk references?

Why wouldn’t a non-existent Santa Claus show up in a fictional bar? Where else would he show up?

He’s still griping about the parking ticket he got at “Overboard.”

How soon we forget….