Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 12, 2010

the other ones are hiding behind the speech balloon?

If only we could fine people for being idiots and berks!

Sentenced to shop at Goodwill for 2-5 years.

“Define” or be “defined”.

To Joe Allen, “Only 5 jurors?”

How many peers can a badly dressed idiot have??

If there was crime for that type of fashion, he would be serving a life sentence!

Our youth would be rounded up and imprisoned with no one left to pay for our social security.

How many peers can a badly dressed idiot have??

Plenty. Just walk through a Walmart and look around.

A lawyer friend is colour blind, his wife has all of his clothes tagged in the most brilliant manner. By looking at the tags he can discern what goes with what, or rather what he is allowed to wear with what. In the absence of our spouses, another friend and I entered his home and shuffled all the tags and moved various jackets from suits, and placed them with others. We still have the pictures his office staff took. We still have the pictures they took at the diner.

Thanks Wiley, you just reminded me of a “special” time.

I think this could work as, let’s see, a reality show!! Perhaps we could call it “Style by Jury”!

I always wondered how they came up with some of the programming concepts!

Perhaps the numbers from where the jury is being selected is growing thin, with everyone in threader’s prison.

bleeep expounders of fashion faux pas!

From wikipedia: In civil cases many trials require only six jurors. Maybe one of the jurors is very short.

I thought we already had the court of public opinion? Isn’t it called the internet?

Is the prosecutor his wife?!

They live among us. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Yes, Oberon and Grainpaw - I’ve checked out that site;->

This was clearly not a civil action.

Ummm–note that the jury box extends out of the left side of the frame. How many jurors are sitting over there?

Besides, I didn’t know juries gave second opinions. I though that was only doctors.

And the occasional Supreme Court justice, of course.

I love Haiwaian (?) shirts!

Isn’t the defendant standing next to the procecutor? What’s with the switch?

Since when do Judge’s have computers on the stand? I’ve never seen that before….

What if he’s playing solitaire or looking the defendant up on google? I really embarrassing livejournal post might sway his opinion…

fredbuhl said: “Sentenced to shop at Goodwill for 2-5 years.”

Um…he probably got that get-up (I hesitate to use the word “suit” for something that horribly out-of-fashion) at Goodwill. (Most of the suits that I see at Goodwill are the kind of stuff you’d only buy at Holloween to cut up and use as a Zombie costume, or bury someone in…as a prank!)

Then again; I buy a lot of my summer-wear from them because they’re cheap and, since it’s not a huge investment, I don’t mind the clothing getting dirty and sweaty.

What’s the matter with his outfit? Something wrong with plaid suit coats?

Yeah, plenty wrong with plaid suit coats. Let’s bring back Nehru Jackets that were “COOL”.

i in real life am a genius