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Liz: Okay, let's see... No No. No. Now THAT looks nice!
Jon: But this is just my blue shirt with a necktie!
Liz: You look very handsome.
Jon: I will NEVER understand women.
Garfield: Like that's a requirement.
Tie, shmie. I hate those decorative nooses. I tell my hubby to take it off as soon as we get out of church. (Itās not like he HAS to wear them there. He just prefers to. Go fig.)
Welcome to the club Jon, we arenāt suppose to understand them, weāre guys. Weāre just suppose to love them & thatās a whole lot better then the alternitave.
I understand all women completely, itās easy really, you just need to get one fact about them all lodged firmly in you brain and then it all fits perfectly into place, and that nugget of ultimate wisdom is:
All women are nuts!!!
So once you understand that women just donāt make any sense at all you can go through the rest of your life knowing that instead of saying āI donāt understand womenā, you can now say instead āI understand that women are nutsā, simple really ;)
Iām inclined to agree with Macushlalondra about the tie, but it depends upon the wearer to some extent, the yellow might work better with a darker blue shirt thoā
All women are nuts? I guess we are to the male mind. Just remember that men are just as incomprehensible to us as we are to them. They prefer football to chocolate. Go figure!
As a female we prefer the men to dress less because either itās that we want the attention or it makes you look like a actual human and not a popstar
Llewellenbruce about 15 years ago
Thatās not the first time the statement in the last panel has been said.
wandererbynature about 15 years ago
There is only one way in this world to comprehend women. Unfortunately, no one ever knows what it is.
ben_david about 15 years ago
Nerdy, outdated, and overdone, in that order.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
And then understated, so as not to compete with Lizā dressā¦so what else is new? :))
The last panel may say nothing new either, but itās certainly good (and funny) to have a reminder now and again!
(Psst! Women say weāre just as incomprehensible to them, so weāre evenā¦)
twinsnake_coatl about 15 years ago
All Jon needs to understand is that he needs Liz.. And he REALLY needs her in this area!
pearlandpeach about 15 years ago
Men are just so one track and uncomplicated that we women canāt believe that is how it isā¦we keep trying to make men just like us.
thats why the incomprehensible - to simple. (NOT dumb, just not convoluted)
poppy1313 about 15 years ago
Jon just go with the flow ā¦
woodwork about 15 years ago
Marsā¦ā¦Venusā¦..ānuff said
alondra about 15 years ago
Sorry but the last outfit doesnāt match! A yellow tie with a light blue shirt? Give him a navy tie.
Charles Brobst Premium Member about 15 years ago
A woman does not want her man more eye-catching than she is. Jon has to learn not to try too hard.
jkebxjunke about 15 years ago
bout time someone culls Jonās wardrobeā¦.there are a few outfits that need to be put out of ourā¦err their miseryā¦.
LibrarianInTraining about 15 years ago
Tie, shmie. I hate those decorative nooses. I tell my hubby to take it off as soon as we get out of church. (Itās not like he HAS to wear them there. He just prefers to. Go fig.)
Brother_James437 about 15 years ago
Welcome to the club Jon, we arenāt suppose to understand them, weāre guys. Weāre just suppose to love them & thatās a whole lot better then the alternitave.
hawkeye761 about 15 years ago
Jon should have Liz put away those wax lips!
Trainwreck_1 about 15 years ago
TIME-LAPSE! This can only be the answer to how this whole funny was made to fit in just 7 panelsā¦ Not counting the headliner.
tirnaaisling about 15 years ago
I understand all women completely, itās easy really, you just need to get one fact about them all lodged firmly in you brain and then it all fits perfectly into place, and that nugget of ultimate wisdom is:
All women are nuts!!!
So once you understand that women just donāt make any sense at all you can go through the rest of your life knowing that instead of saying āI donāt understand womenā, you can now say instead āI understand that women are nutsā, simple really ;)
JK girlsā¦ or am Iā¦ Freud once saidā¦. ;)
Templo S.U.D. about 15 years ago
The last outfit (the one Liz likes) makes Jon look like an office worker; maybe with Dilbert.
The one before that makes him look like heās going [back] to his high school prom.
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Jon, get used to that causal shirt and necktie you wear that makes Liz HAPPY!
keltii about 15 years ago
dressy-casual,, thats how we likes our men.
1148559 about 15 years ago
Itās been that way for a lot longer than that Mr Doty.
mrslukeskywalker about 15 years ago
Itās not all that complicated. The shirt & tie was better than the 60ās, 70ās, & 80ās choices you just gave her.
lorelei6361 about 15 years ago
Macushlalondra: Think of the sun on a clear day. Blue and Yellow are complimentary. The yellow adds pop, navy would just be boring.
tirnaaisling about 15 years ago
Iām inclined to agree with Macushlalondra about the tie, but it depends upon the wearer to some extent, the yellow might work better with a darker blue shirt thoā
I prefer understated to peacock any day.
alondra about 15 years ago
All women are nuts? I guess we are to the male mind. Just remember that men are just as incomprehensible to us as we are to them. They prefer football to chocolate. Go figure!
AKHenderson Premium Member about 15 years ago
Nice selection -
Panel 3: hick door-to-door salesman Panel 4: Saturday Night Fever Panel 5: high school prom
AJCA about 15 years ago
Macushlaondra - Thatās because because the chocolate just sits there, itās boring watching it, lol
On the other hand, it all depends where the chocolate isā¦.. :-)
TheLuckyChuckler about 15 years ago
Why isnāt Jon happy? He actually got a KISS from Liz for once!
weatherford.joe almost 10 years ago
Less is more, Jon. Less is more.
āļø*Cxffee*āļø almost 6 years ago
As a female we prefer the men to dress less because either itās that we want the attention or it makes you look like a actual human and not a popstar
CreeperBoy135 over 4 years ago
I was born on a sunday! (I was born on this date if youāre too stupid to understand)
Ī©mega over 4 years ago
i like number two
Category L (stop the spammers) over 3 years ago
I remember the third one, donāt remind meā¦
AsrielTriforce about 3 years ago
In the title panel, Garfield kinda reminds me of king die from cuphead
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars over 2 years ago
No need to be flashyā¦
camerondawson about 2 years ago
I actually understand women. I grew up with 4 (My Mom,sister, and grandmas).