Liz: Okay, let's see... No No. No. Now THAT looks nice!
Jon: But this is just my blue shirt with a necktie!
Liz: You look very handsome.
Jon: I will NEVER understand women.
Garfield: Like that's a requirement.
Tie, shmie. I hate those decorative nooses. I tell my hubby to take it off as soon as we get out of church. (It’s not like he HAS to wear them there. He just prefers to. Go fig.)
Welcome to the club Jon, we aren’t suppose to understand them, we’re guys. We’re just suppose to love them & that’s a whole lot better then the alternitave.
I understand all women completely, it’s easy really, you just need to get one fact about them all lodged firmly in you brain and then it all fits perfectly into place, and that nugget of ultimate wisdom is:
All women are nuts!!!
So once you understand that women just don’t make any sense at all you can go through the rest of your life knowing that instead of saying ‘I don’t understand women’, you can now say instead ‘I understand that women are nuts’, simple really ;)
I’m inclined to agree with Macushlalondra about the tie, but it depends upon the wearer to some extent, the yellow might work better with a darker blue shirt tho’
All women are nuts? I guess we are to the male mind. Just remember that men are just as incomprehensible to us as we are to them. They prefer football to chocolate. Go figure!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That’s not the first time the statement in the last panel has been said.
wandererbynature over 14 years ago
There is only one way in this world to comprehend women. Unfortunately, no one ever knows what it is.
ben_david over 14 years ago
Nerdy, outdated, and overdone, in that order.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And then understated, so as not to compete with Liz’ dress…so what else is new? :))
The last panel may say nothing new either, but it’s certainly good (and funny) to have a reminder now and again!
(Psst! Women say we’re just as incomprehensible to them, so we’re even…)
twinsnake_coatl over 14 years ago
All Jon needs to understand is that he needs Liz.. And he REALLY needs her in this area!
pearlandpeach over 14 years ago
Men are just so one track and uncomplicated that we women can’t believe that is how it is…we keep trying to make men just like us.
thats why the incomprehensible - to simple. (NOT dumb, just not convoluted)
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Jon just go with the flow …
woodwork over 14 years ago
Mars……Venus…..’nuff said
alondra over 14 years ago
Sorry but the last outfit doesn’t match! A yellow tie with a light blue shirt? Give him a navy tie.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
A woman does not want her man more eye-catching than she is. Jon has to learn not to try too hard.
jkebxjunke over 14 years ago
bout time someone culls Jon’s wardrobe….there are a few outfits that need to be put out of our…err their misery….
LibrarianInTraining over 14 years ago
Tie, shmie. I hate those decorative nooses. I tell my hubby to take it off as soon as we get out of church. (It’s not like he HAS to wear them there. He just prefers to. Go fig.)
Brother_James437 over 14 years ago
Welcome to the club Jon, we aren’t suppose to understand them, we’re guys. We’re just suppose to love them & that’s a whole lot better then the alternitave.
hawkeye761 over 14 years ago
Jon should have Liz put away those wax lips!
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
TIME-LAPSE! This can only be the answer to how this whole funny was made to fit in just 7 panels… Not counting the headliner.
tirnaaisling over 14 years ago
I understand all women completely, it’s easy really, you just need to get one fact about them all lodged firmly in you brain and then it all fits perfectly into place, and that nugget of ultimate wisdom is:
All women are nuts!!!
So once you understand that women just don’t make any sense at all you can go through the rest of your life knowing that instead of saying ‘I don’t understand women’, you can now say instead ‘I understand that women are nuts’, simple really ;)
JK girls… or am I… Freud once said…. ;)
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
The last outfit (the one Liz likes) makes Jon look like an office worker; maybe with Dilbert.
The one before that makes him look like he’s going [back] to his high school prom.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Jon, get used to that causal shirt and necktie you wear that makes Liz HAPPY!
keltii over 14 years ago
dressy-casual,, thats how we likes our men.
1148559 over 14 years ago
It’s been that way for a lot longer than that Mr Doty.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
It’s not all that complicated. The shirt & tie was better than the 60’s, 70’s, & 80’s choices you just gave her.
lorelei6361 over 14 years ago
Macushlalondra: Think of the sun on a clear day. Blue and Yellow are complimentary. The yellow adds pop, navy would just be boring.
tirnaaisling over 14 years ago
I’m inclined to agree with Macushlalondra about the tie, but it depends upon the wearer to some extent, the yellow might work better with a darker blue shirt tho’
I prefer understated to peacock any day.
alondra over 14 years ago
All women are nuts? I guess we are to the male mind. Just remember that men are just as incomprehensible to us as we are to them. They prefer football to chocolate. Go figure!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nice selection -
Panel 3: hick door-to-door salesman Panel 4: Saturday Night Fever Panel 5: high school prom
AJCA over 14 years ago
Macushlaondra - That’s because because the chocolate just sits there, it’s boring watching it, lol
On the other hand, it all depends where the chocolate is….. :-)
TheLuckyChuckler over 14 years ago
Why isn’t Jon happy? He actually got a KISS from Liz for once!
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago
Less is more, Jon. Less is more.
☕️*Cxffee*☕️ over 5 years ago
As a female we prefer the men to dress less because either it’s that we want the attention or it makes you look like a actual human and not a popstar
CreeperBoy135 about 4 years ago
I was born on a sunday! (I was born on this date if you’re too stupid to understand)
Ωmega almost 4 years ago
i like number two
Category L (stop the spammers) about 3 years ago
I remember the third one, don’t remind me…
AsrielTriforce almost 3 years ago
In the title panel, Garfield kinda reminds me of king die from cuphead
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #UAForever #ILorPS almost 2 years ago
No need to be flashy…
camerondawson over 1 year ago
I actually understand women. I grew up with 4 (My Mom,sister, and grandmas).