The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 16, 2012

The john where Elvis met his Maker.

You should always try to go to the bathroom before you die. Just in case.Apparently, Hell is “damnation without relief”.

You should see Heidi Fleiss’ “john” list!

Yes it’s true, The King died on the throne.

Women sit on the throne, where as men “usually” stand before it… a King and his castle indeed, somethings not right here… Some day’s I should just learn to be silent…

Ahhh, toilet humor. Always pleases the masses. The ones of us named John take quite a beating. But not like Richard.

Ironically, and ceramically.

McEnroe was left-handed.

As someone who has received only “Dear John” letters all of his life, I had to laugh at today’s strip. (I’m gonna change my name to “Lou”. Oh, wait… never mind)

“John” gets all the creditWhat about his poorer cousing “Lou.”And who can forget “Crapper”The big guy who started it all

I read something about this in I pee yellow by one hung low

simpsonfan2The Thomas Crapper myth is #^&. The flushing toilet was invented by John Harrington in 1596. You could look it up.

To oldman2012HaaaaaHAAAAAAAAA.Drink more. Your under hydrated.In Austin at the DPS academy they mounted some unirnals on the wall.If you aint over 6 ft you cannot reach it standing. I kid you not. To use it if you are shorter you would have to ….well you know if hung low…….just to reach it. Thank the maker for the toilets. No one except the exceptional talls use them.The flush handle is about the top of my head and I am 5’ 10.

I had a Royal Flush last night

hence the “usually” stand before it comment :)

They don’t show you Elvis’ bathroom on the tour.

Its good to be the king.Probably cleaned her tonsils!

At least I would have tried!!!!!!Dang its an Everlast.Ach. It going to rust.

Fatalists?/?

Ooooo. Da little bubird has left a little dodo.(Wipes, licks cloth, wipes again?) ewwwwww.

Rabbi TuckmanMoiyel extrodinare (Spell is wrong I know soundexed it)The newest thing….. all da women love it…… circumcision. Put yer thingy in here and (SNAP) lip the tip!The blind guy “I’ll take two”

Thank you.My Hebrew is not as good as it was.

You know Lahime. Sounds like you are clearing your thoat. But toasting a drink. I said that one time a girl next to me said clear your throat more quietly. I just looked at her. Smiled. And thought about her naked.Brought me back to reality.Works on many levels.

john jakeup jinggle himere smith were is he at