Methinks that among Jerry, Ma, Burl—and let’s be honest here, Joy and Verla—Crustwood has more noxious emissions than BP’s Texas City Refinery.Cabbage and broccoli bake indeed! Why not kick it up a notch and add a side of a 3-bean salad of garbanzo, black and kidney beans. Good, but you have to have a “football” with launch codes like the Prez does to eat ‘em.Here’s a thought; why not connect this crew up to their car(s) for fuel? Or would that be too powerful for the engines?
Maybe Joy should bleach her brain instead of her mustache. We used to have auto emission tests here in Ohio. They took them out because it didn’t do what the state thought they would do, which was to reduce air pollution. It was a rare admission of a failure by any government that I know about. The other possibility was that the state budget couldn’t pay for the tests. Cabbage and broccoli bake? Ew….
Sitting IN the car, or standing BEHIND the car during the test? Cabbage and broccoli sounds good. Throw a couple of hot peppers in the pot, and you will be a “regular” fellow, come AM.
If ma’s new car is really NEW there should be no problem with the test. However I suspect it’s a new USED car. Maybe as old as the one now in the junkyard.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Burl’s thinking of that cabbage and broccoli bake…
V-Beast about 12 years ago
How do you top a car?Tep on the brake, tupid.
x_Tech about 12 years ago
Burl’s has been getting snarky these days.
Off his meds or on them?
Faux Real about 12 years ago
I’m missing the “Find It”
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yeah… wait an extra day to check on the neighbor’s cat…if you go over there too soon she’ll just get hungry again before they get home.
mikie2 about 12 years ago
Methinks that among Jerry, Ma, Burl—and let’s be honest here, Joy and Verla—Crustwood has more noxious emissions than BP’s Texas City Refinery.Cabbage and broccoli bake indeed! Why not kick it up a notch and add a side of a 3-bean salad of garbanzo, black and kidney beans. Good, but you have to have a “football” with launch codes like the Prez does to eat ‘em.Here’s a thought; why not connect this crew up to their car(s) for fuel? Or would that be too powerful for the engines?
mikie2 about 12 years ago
The “singles’ three legged marathon” is a fantasy only in Jerry’s mind, after he uses the new machine he bought out of the AARP magazine.
gmforde about 12 years ago
Maybe Joy should bleach her brain instead of her mustache. We used to have auto emission tests here in Ohio. They took them out because it didn’t do what the state thought they would do, which was to reduce air pollution. It was a rare admission of a failure by any government that I know about. The other possibility was that the state budget couldn’t pay for the tests. Cabbage and broccoli bake? Ew….
jmcx4 about 12 years ago
Sitting IN the car, or standing BEHIND the car during the test? Cabbage and broccoli sounds good. Throw a couple of hot peppers in the pot, and you will be a “regular” fellow, come AM.
InTraining Premium Member about 12 years ago
Can’t make out MA’s cup… amaco… anaconda…? ? ?
robin6833 about 12 years ago
If ma’s new car is really NEW there should be no problem with the test. However I suspect it’s a new USED car. Maybe as old as the one now in the junkyard.
elysummers about 12 years ago
Ba-Zinga!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 12 years ago
That sure is aq long dark hall next to the kitchen. Cabbage broccoli and ho hos. An all America dinner!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Ma’s cup says “Amoco” - a previous Standard Oil company in the Midwest…. it since merged with BP, and now its stations use the BP name.
vldazzle about 12 years ago
If Joy is using a “color” over bleaching her facial hair that is very strange! I am so happy that I never had unwanted hair anywhere!