Adam: I'm not sure what to give my wife. Man: A scarf is always nice. Adam: Yeah, but she's extremely practical. Man; Then a scarf that can double as a hand towel.
She’ll be speechless.
…or a bathmat…or a shoeshine rag…or a doily…or a sleeping bag…or a bird’s nest…or an oil filter…or…..
That gift will also serve well when she tries to strangle Adam.
When my wife was married to her ex, he gave her a broom on Valentine’s Day.
Nothing can beat the toilet seat my mom unwrapped a few years back. And dad thought she would be excited about it… go figure.
wndrwrthg about 16 years ago
She’ll be speechless.
pschearer Premium Member about 16 years ago
…or a bathmat…or a shoeshine rag…or a doily…or a sleeping bag…or a bird’s nest…or an oil filter…or…..
attyush about 16 years ago
That gift will also serve well when she tries to strangle Adam.
cleokaya about 16 years ago
When my wife was married to her ex, he gave her a broom on Valentine’s Day.
ldyhwkd about 16 years ago
Nothing can beat the toilet seat my mom unwrapped a few years back. And dad thought she would be excited about it… go figure.