The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2012

So determined to live in perihelion forever.

Stop hanging around Uranus (Someone was going to use it sooner or later).

That’s a cheeseball idea! I think we should just stay in orbit but go organic all the way.

Just eat a Mars bar, you’ll feel better.

He’s in a bad state. His Maine concern is paying Texas on all the medical procedures he’ll need. As he said the the doctor, “Iowa lot of money already to the IRS.”

Who’s going to take advice from a cold, dead rock with a skin condition?

Did they just get Mooned?

Can I do it until I need glasses?

I think I see my house. what that could be a mole.

I smell a refund

Mother Earth wanted a second opinion, Sol said, “where?” She responded, “take me to Venus, and Alaska.”

You mean it rains in Oregon too! I thought all the rain in the known universe was falling in Washington.