Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 04, 2012

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    Mister-Edd  about 12 years ago

    Worms in a Chinese take-out box.

    I’m sure they’ve served even more questionable “food” before.

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    PICTO  about 12 years ago

    The early squirrel gets to be in the cartoon.

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    Arianne  about 12 years ago

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago

    The squirrel needs his coffee!

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    Arianne  about 12 years ago

    No… I never thought of it either… I just heard it and thought it was funny. I wish I were clever enough to come up with good lines like that, but these days I’m tickled pink just to be able to remember them! : )

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    Pantherman1945  about 12 years ago

    The early bird gets the wor , but the early worm gets eaten!

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    RonaldDavis  about 12 years ago

    The early worm gets the bird. (That’s not my original line either.)

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    Worm almond ding? Sweet and sour worms?

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    rgcviper  about 12 years ago

    The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms stink.

    (Found that one online.)

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