Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 04, 2012

Artur has LOTS to learn

HO HO HO Artur is my favorite character Lincoln u rock but id like to see Gina and Artur at the same time…

HAHAHAH! Funniest comic I’ve seen in ages!

1st comment!!!

you know, my earlier one

S.O.S. Save Or Sink. Another short story by James aka ‘FMC’

The foamy wave crashed. Another day at the beach. We were on holiday. I ran into the waves. The wet splash tickled my chest and tummy. It was cold, but as it was a hot day, you had to be a complete fool not to go in and have a swim. My mother yelled to me, “Don’t forget your sunblock and your cap!” My mother is always nagging me to put my safety first before fun. I groaned. I wanted to splash around.

I supplied my sunblock and pulled my cap on tight. I wasn’t going to need it since I was going to go under the waves to get wet, but there was no use arguing. I went under the wave and screamed. A rotten and dead fish floated past me. It looked gross, it smelt foul. The smell reeked. I swam back to the surface, out of breath. I choked. All the water was making me gag. Thank god, I surfaced.

I looked around. Everyone was screaming. “JAMES!” My mother and father screamed.“BEHIND YOU!” I span around in horror. A shark! I screamed. I wish I didn’t because all that would do is show the shark I’m an easy target! I’ve always been a wuss! Then I relised, what ressembled a shark behind me, was actually a DOLPHIN! An easy mistake to make! It was grey and had a fin just like a shark, but it was only a playful dolphin!

“Everyone! It’s just a dolphin!” I yelled. Everyone ran back onto the beach. Even the ice cream man who sells ice cream by the car park came to see the dolphin. The dolphin titted. It was so close to me. I stroked it. gently and delicately. Then it swam off in the wind and ocean, it’s family behind it. I got out the ocean and dried myself. If only it happened next year!

Yeah. Of course you can call me James. It is my name. XD Can I call you Tom/Thomas?

I’m still amazed that that game is still around, even with all the electronics. I remember introducing it to my school when I moved there (this was many years ago!).

Same here. Well, not really since I’m English/Australian not another country that doesn’t speak English but hahaha!

Artur has alot to learn

Not nearly as gross as eating noodle soup with pork blood while drinking lemonade that tastes more like pickle juice. German is nowhere as gross as Vietnamese.

No, they’re the same size, but Nate’s not sitting up straight and Artur is

One gets the impression that Artur does these things on purpose just to yank someone’s chain: Like: the first time ever that he played Monopoly with the gang on New Year’s Eve, wipes them all clean, then admits (much later): Oh ho, have many times played! Or the time he “let” Nate beat him in a chess game

Hee hee hee!

Now I want to see Nate teach Artur about Fantasy Football.

C’mon, if you’ve never played ‘paper’ football…

wtf

Artur is so stupid

HIKES!

That’s just HILARIOUS!

Lol

How did Artur not get a detention for standing on a table and how did Nate not get in trouble for shouting in a library?

LOL

Lol my fav Artur quote,“Hikes!”

Lol my fav Artur quote,“Hikes!”

artur is a godd*mn idiot

I’m awesome at table football

This is why Nate doesn’t like him.

Artur…

Artur is so annoying sometimes-

what, this is a great comic