Herman by Jim Unger for November 05, 2012

And probably not for any other night.

I get all my news from the comics. (Not really.)

If that happened, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel would read:

Packers Win!H-Bombs Hit NY, LA

WW III started because of a fight over the TV remote control..

And this is a sad truth about most of our “news” consumers.

MSNBC would be blaming it on Bush.

“Thats okay dear just put on a DVD and we can snuggle.”WWIII? Isnt that the new TV wrestling alliance with the Rock and Rex Lugar.

OMG.I at first though it said G.W.B.(HAAA!)

oH AND VOTE PEOPLE.It might not make a damn bit of difference but vote anyway. I love the long lines. Its like Six Flags and the ride sucks.

On the other hand, you won’t have to worry about your next mortgage payment

yes,lead story is by Lois Lane.Clark is on assignment; hopefully, snagging missiles out of the sky before they hit their targets

Simon Jester. That is a cool avatar.I have always loved animal ladies with guns.My two favorite things.Guns and Ladies(Not necessarily in that order)

Darn it…I just bought green bananas!

Thanks Number 6.Love ladies and guns or was it guns and ladiesNever mind.What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?RECOIL

I read a bumper sticker one day.I will keep my guns.I will keep my money.I will keep my freedom.YOU CAN KEEP THE CHANGE.I wonder who they were for in the election?