Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2012

That’s how it is

How can he still be alive? He looks like a humanpin cushion.

Bung – Never, EVER turn your back on an audience!

Why do you think Bob Hope always had a couple of vivacious women movie stars with him under those conditions?!!

So… would we say he was a hit… or not?

They need stronger bows. None of the points penetrated his skin.

Too bad that didn’t happen to Jane Fonda back in the ’60’s !

Bob Hope he isn’t.(I saw Bob Hope in Ankara Dec. 1963. Because of his USO shows, he is without a doubt, the actor seen LIVE by more people than any other!)

It’s rats like you who make me PROUD I have German ancestry!!

So Marlene was there entertaining the UNITED STATES troops and YOU’RE bitching about it because she has a German name?

So does Schwarzkopf!