Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 11, 2013
Transcript:
Captain Victory: Check it out, Ralston! I got my own cereal, too! Ralston: "Captain Victorious' Victory Puffs"? Well, this is crass commercialism at its worst! Kids will buy this just because you're on the box! It doesn't even matter what the creal tastes like! Captain Victory: Ahh, all that junk's the same. Ralston: But this is just cornmeal and sugarcubes!! Captain Victory: It turns the milk into "Mr. Pibb."
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Stop complaining, Ralston. Victory Puffs is already more nutritious than Crax. At least it’s more than just sugar in a box.
poihths almost 12 years ago
But doesn’t the rabbit have Ralston Purina?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The other cereals are cornmeal and sugar, too. This one’s just not assembled.