Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 17, 2013

Transcript:

Hamhock: I don't need to be famous, Bixby. I just want to make a living. I'll do anything. Bixby: There's your problem, Hamhock - you need drive! Ambition! As long as you have those, you can't fail! Hamhock: Fine! I deserve the best! I won't take second place! I demand to be seen, and I refuse to be ignored! Bixby: Y'know, I'm sorry... I meant you need absurd luck and powerful family connections. I always get those confused...