Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 14, 2013
April 13, 2013
April 15, 2013
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Say, Dynaman, how did you get your powers? Dynaman: It was a dark and stormy night... Captain Victorious: Wow!! Really?!? Dynaman: Nah. Steroids. I was working as a police scientist in my lab one night, mixing dangerous chemicals. Just then, the lab was struck by lightning, bathing me in my own chemical cocktail! Somehow I managed to escape the wreckage, but as I did.. I was bitten by a radioactive mutant werewolf!! Then, a spaceship crashed and the pilot bestowed upon me a magical alien amulet!! Finally, a nearby power plant exploded, which then activated my magilogical cosmo-dynamic atomic werewolf chemicals!!
Empress of Evil over 11 years ago
Aaah, yes, steriods. The awesome cure all; or the disappointing backstory-screwer.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Still doesn’t explain heat vision.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
Thought this might be the exciting conclusion to Calvin’s story on Calvin and Hobbes today.
Captain Colorado over 11 years ago
Reflections of the Flash, Swamp Thing, Spider-Man, Green Lantern, and the Hulk.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 11 years ago
That explains the brain damage.
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
Suddenly, a shot rang out.