Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 22, 2013
April 21, 2013
April 23, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: Hey, Fritz? Why's Bixby always so bitter? Fritz: You don't know? Ralston, Bixby used to be known as "Bixby Buzz". Ralston: Bixby Buzz? "The Cutest Mouse That Ever Was"? He was the biggest star in the world! What happened? Fritz: He grew up to be the ugliest rat that ever stifled children's laughter in their little throats. Ralston: Doesn't really have the same ring, does it?
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
You mean more stupid looking, right? I mean I was never a Chuck E. Cheese kid as a kid (prefered Showbiz Pizza myself, same basic idea but Showbiz was the one that drew me) and refused to step into a Chuck E. Cheese. But even I recgonized Chuck E. and the new look is just plain stupid.
aatkins almost 12 years ago
I miss Showbiz Pizza!! The slightly creepy roboticized band members were way better then an oversized rat!
Sieffert almost 12 years ago
Even Mickey Mouse changes his looks every few decades.
Masterius almost 12 years ago
I’m guessing Bixby spent his dough like water and didn’t save anything for the future.
(BTW, didn’t the same aging transformation happen to Maccauley Culkin?)