Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Ralston: Hey, Fritz? Why's Bixby always so bitter? Fritz: You don't know? Ralston, Bixby used to be known as "Bixby Buzz". Ralston: Bixby Buzz? "The Cutest Mouse That Ever Was"? He was the biggest star in the world! What happened? Fritz: He grew up to be the ugliest rat that ever stifled children's laughter in their little throats. Ralston: Doesn't really have the same ring, does it?
You mean more stupid looking, right? I mean I was never a Chuck E. Cheese kid as a kid (prefered Showbiz Pizza myself, same basic idea but Showbiz was the one that drew me) and refused to step into a Chuck E. Cheese. But even I recgonized Chuck E. and the new look is just plain stupid.