Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 16, 2014
Transcript:
Fritz: In the waiting room for an audition, I saw a character who would lead me to my true calling... his name was Van Buren, a bitter, obese feline who hated weekdays and was addicted to baked ziti. But I saw the potential in him! I knew how to get the world to fall in love with this cranky kitty! You ever thought about dropping a few pounds?
Luxurylife about 10 years ago
BS, that is so close to Garfield it’s like comparing a Honda to a Acura.
Mike Blake about 10 years ago
And Garfield did get skinnier since his debut.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Now why would he drop a few pounds when he would gain them back again. And when did he get endorsements from any pounds?