Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 15, 2014
Transcript:
Fritz: So, my work as a comic strip stand-in was seriously inhibited by my refusal to do nudity. Snoopy, Deputy Dawg, Dyno-mutt, Scooby-Doo, they all went the full monty! I tried out for human roles, but to no avail... hey, I couldn't kick a football if she didn't pull it away! Then, on an audition, I met a character who would change the course of my life! To be continued...
That is obviously the shadow of Garfield.