Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 02, 2015
July 01, 2015
July 03, 2015
Transcript:
Lawyer: Okay, juror #7, this case is about drunk driving. Do you have a problem with that? Tyr: Heck, yeah! People shouldn't drive drunks!! Let those drunks sit at the bar and drink! Don't drive them around! That's nonsense! Lawyer: Sadly, that's the most coherent answer I've gotten yet... Tyr: Drive cars, not drunks!!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
So the rest of the jury is drunk?
realexander over 9 years ago
Emily Litella, I presume?
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I hate drunk drive-ins. I can never hear the movie.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
He’s found his calling!