Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 13, 2016
Transcript:
bixby: Look around you, fritz! everything's falling to ruin! one day, only garbage will be valuable! Fritz: Fine, but how are you going to make money off of it until then? Bixby: Why, investors, of course! fritz: investors? who's gonna invest in garbage?? captain: please tell me you're taking new accounts! bixby: i got an opening in the garbage disposal fund.