Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 17, 2016
December 16, 2016
December 18, 2016
Transcript:
mr. negato: *snicker!* Captain: What're you laughing at? Mr. negato: Oh, nothing. it's just that I've pulled off my most nefarious scheme yet!! captain: yeah, right. mr. negato: Enjoying your drink?? captain: ooooo! what, didja poison it or something? Mr. negato: no, I had the bartender switch it with near beer!! sucker! captain: AAAAA!! I need a medic!!
Kristiaan almost 8 years ago
Near beer? Like Heineken? How cruel.
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
Diabolical!
etonry almost 8 years ago
Beer company wanted a new name for its beer, and held a contest. Winner was “Love in a Canoe”. Giving the winner his prize, CEO asked what was the inspiration for the name. “Well, your beer is like love in a canoe – effing near water.”