Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 02, 2018
September 01, 2018
September 03, 2018
Transcript:
tyr: *sigh* how can I be taken seriously as a superhero if I can't fly? ralston: Your axe shoots fire, right? Just use it to propel yourself like a jet! tyr: Good idea! And it makes perfect superhero sense! here goes!! last time I take superhero advice from a talking animal... ralston: I'm surprised you didn't just explode
knight1192a over 6 years ago
I’d keep calm if I were you, Ralston.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago
Of course he didn’t explode. That only happens in the comics. Oh, uh…. wait….
Milady Meg over 6 years ago
Maybe he got his axe from Acme. “We put rockets on everything.”
Milady Meg over 6 years ago
“Never take superhero advice from a talking animal” is one of my three guiding principles.
The other two are “never get involved in a land war in Asia” and “never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”Chrisstopher over 6 years ago
I’m just glad his clothes didn’t burn off.
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
That wasn’t a failure. It was proof of concept testing. Note: Get Kevlar jockey shorts and socks.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 6 years ago
Over a thousand years old and he still doesn’t know how his powers work.