The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 25, 2012

Rim shot!

This is known as spreading good cheer.

“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

Who dresses Roy, the Ringling Bros.?

I keep myself hydrogenated.

The comic strip beat me to it.

He’s spreading it a little thick.

I’m thinking it’s Mary Kay.

BOO!!

Ohhh-ohh, o-le, o-le, ohh.

@jreckard That shirt; I can’t believe it’s not Chiffon!

Stan’s on his way to a Toastmasters meeting.

Por Que? Por Que?No one else said it so I did so there.

Never more………..

Lard have mercy, what silly puns today.

Just buttering him up so he can sell him something without greasing his palm.

NEVER Butter… and only a molecule away from plastic…And theres your new alternative energy source….and if you mixed it with corn ethynol…. your cars exhaust would smell like a movie theater…. just sayin

what a spread….

Check out that exhaust smell alot Sheriff?

oh so good

these puns are spread a little thin today.

Hey popeye what do you expect. The Sheriff been sniffing exhaust all day.