Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2012
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Hey, kids! You're gonna be getting a lot of sweet treats soon, but that doesn't mean you gotta give up sensible eating habits! Just remember to follow the easy guide... Lines in the candy food pyramid! Meat & dairy gummi hotdogs milk duds veggies candy corn jelly belly peas and carrots fruits Lemonheads strawberry twizzlers breads and grains twix cookie bars flipz chocolate dipped pretzels And let's all have a smart, healthful and delicious Halloween this year! Brought to you by the American Federation of candy manufacturing conglomerates
cor916 about 12 years ago
That’s very nice of the American Federation of Candy Manufacturing Conglomerates…
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
For shame, Monty! How much did the AFCMC pay you to hoodwink the kids like this? For shame!
Kroykali about 12 years ago
I remember the candy cigarettes. Where do they fit in the pyramid?
puddlesplatt about 12 years ago
and backed by the Dentist Society….!
dramac333 about 12 years ago
I still prefer Alice’s food pyramid from Cul de Sac (I don’t know the original date it ran, so I can’t link to it)BENI: My mom was talking about the food pyramid.ALICE: We got a picture of that on our fridge. On the top is an area for snacks. On the bottom are things you eat by accident, like dirt, bugs or cough syrup.BENI: What’s in between?ALICE: A tasty cream filling, DUH!
boldyuma about 12 years ago
All I got in my bag was……a rock(tough neighborhood)
Varnes about 12 years ago
simsonfan, two Halloweens ago I ate 3 large bags of candy corn….But I know how you feel, the only way I would eat those weird pinkish orange “circus peanuts” would be at gun point….