So? Neal can organize his shirts? Big Deal!! ………………….CAN HE FOLD THEM and not just the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold”…..a PROPER fold! Well….CAN HE?? He has no right to look so satisfied with himself unless he can prove that he can!
(NOTE: Ernie created the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold” and is quite proud of it and considering copywriting it. Trust me. You can organize all you want til the cowsuits come home, but if you do the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold”, it’s just one, big wrinkled mess !! — Hold the shirt by the collar with the front facing you, and just drape it back and forth onto a flat surface so that you end up with the collar and top front of the shirt looking neat, like it should, but the unseen rest of the shirt is a disaster! What am I doing? Giving directions on doin’ it wrong…………!!!)
( Do you get the idea that this kinda bothers me??? )
What she does not know is his is organizing his shirt as he sits. Next he will begin to scratch himself and that will lead to ruining the moment.Butt scratching is soooooooo satisfying.Pun intented.
Good morning, all.. couldn’t keep my eyes open last night to make a single post…missed the last bus…just got here about ten minutes ago.Now I’m wandering down Ballard St…. gotta do a little grocery shopping, check out some Halloween costumes at Stel’s, but I think I’ll head over to the Tiki for some lunch first…wait…do I hear music at the Piano House?
Only Ballard Street residents sit around the house with pencils and pens in their shirt pocket.Wait I have them in my shirt pocket too. Hmmmmmmm.And Neal’s pants are on too tight. (That may explain the grin)
CRAZEEE WEEK FER THE MUNKEY…!!!!QUIK…. GRIND ME UP A DAKERY DOC…>!!!!!!!!!!
(whew…thankx… ah kneeded that SS…!!!)-——————————————-oregon eyesd close…? hoo wares close???oh, uh, yeah…. wen ah goze out…. gotta have sump’n to pin teh badj tew….. ah gues ah cud hang it round mah nek…. (teh badj vet, teh badj…!!!)-—————————————————we gots sum rain heddin this way ore teh weak end up hear…. gonna be a littl on the mushy side in teh mountins… jus sayin… yall drive saif now, speshuly Red an Ling….-—————————————————M Bev & Stel…. wens are Hollw weeny party, an wears it at…. Syorms lite house…?-———————amh reddy fur a re-fill now…. izzit tew late to put on sum yak ribs? thay mitebe reddy by bout 9 er 10 spacific tyme…. hoo wants sum….????
Beviek — just re-read your last post….I guess I read it too quickly the first time.I sure hope you’re not driving around drinking a banana daiquiri!You may really want to meet the fire department but there are better and safer methods than by needing an EMT!
And I didn’t have time to say to the Veteran…. Ok, I know I didn’t get that joke….but I didn’t see anything in it so bad you needed to delete it or apologise.
I’ll definitely be back in time for ribs, but first I gotta go trim somebody’s neck….no, not like Dracula…. LOLI gave her a very short haircut yesterday and she decided she wants it even shorter at the nape of her neck….It’s only a few hundred yards to her place…So I’ll be right back.
Bev…. I…er…. found some sparkly silver Christian Louboutins for you….but…um….you may want to re-think.
Crappy day today. It snowed and the power went out around 4:30 am. So my CPAP wouldn’t work. And I forgot to plug in my laptop last night, so the battery was low. I didn’t have too much fun at work, driving a bus in the snow on four hours’ sleep. It was like being on the extra board all over again.Somebody please put me out of my misery with a Yukon Jack. Make it a quadruple.
Linguist about 12 years ago
I just thought he was just napping, during the political debates…
margueritem about 12 years ago
Nancy, rejoice! This saves you from another chore.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
It sounds like he’s got that problem ironed out.
x_Tech about 12 years ago
But aren’t they the same?I’ve always found inner bliss from organizing.
Downundergirl about 12 years ago
I always wonde why this strip isn’t on the ‘Most Popular’ front page……………………………………………………………………….Wonder if Neal ‘colour codes’ or ‘pattern sorts’?
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
They finally made “Garanimals” for adults.
pcolli about 12 years ago
Not to mention:.Here’s a little song you can all join in with……..
eddie6192 about 12 years ago
We didn’t need to know that.
pcolli about 12 years ago
I suppose it all depends on whose they are.
StelBel about 12 years ago
So? Neal can organize his shirts? Big Deal!! ………………….CAN HE FOLD THEM and not just the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold”…..a PROPER fold! Well….CAN HE?? He has no right to look so satisfied with himself unless he can prove that he can!
(NOTE: Ernie created the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold” and is quite proud of it and considering copywriting it. Trust me. You can organize all you want til the cowsuits come home, but if you do the “Fonfalushure Flip Fold”, it’s just one, big wrinkled mess !! — Hold the shirt by the collar with the front facing you, and just drape it back and forth onto a flat surface so that you end up with the collar and top front of the shirt looking neat, like it should, but the unseen rest of the shirt is a disaster! What am I doing? Giving directions on doin’ it wrong…………!!!)
( Do you get the idea that this kinda bothers me??? )
StelBel about 12 years ago
@LaflnLarry
My sympathy to you and your family on the loss of your cousin.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
What she does not know is his is organizing his shirt as he sits. Next he will begin to scratch himself and that will lead to ruining the moment.Butt scratching is soooooooo satisfying.Pun intented.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.Great album.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Just goes to show – you never know what someone is thinking. Usually know what a guy is thinking with that look on his face, though.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
an organized wardrobe is bliss.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Piksea Premium Member about 12 years ago
That qualifies as inner bliss, if you ask me.
Storm F-1/4 about 12 years ago
Oh Neal, please tell me the perfect way. I must know!
Linguist about 12 years ago
Zen and the art of Closet Organizing.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
People organise their clothes??
pnorman1 about 12 years ago
Hi Veteran. You do realize that your Granddad was a bit of a perv? And I mean that in only the best sense of the word.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Good morning, all.. couldn’t keep my eyes open last night to make a single post…missed the last bus…just got here about ten minutes ago.Now I’m wandering down Ballard St…. gotta do a little grocery shopping, check out some Halloween costumes at Stel’s, but I think I’ll head over to the Tiki for some lunch first…wait…do I hear music at the Piano House?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Veteran, I don’t really understand that last story…but before you explain it…. is there a chance I don’t want to?
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Previous post deleted.Felt it was abit much for the crowd.My apologiesNot afraid to admit when make mistake. I have a large eraser.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Only Ballard Street residents sit around the house with pencils and pens in their shirt pocket.Wait I have them in my shirt pocket too. Hmmmmmmm.And Neal’s pants are on too tight. (That may explain the grin)
Downundergirl about 12 years ago
ewwww.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 12 years ago
CRAZEEE WEEK FER THE MUNKEY…!!!!QUIK…. GRIND ME UP A DAKERY DOC…>!!!!!!!!!!
(whew…thankx… ah kneeded that SS…!!!)-——————————————-oregon eyesd close…? hoo wares close???oh, uh, yeah…. wen ah goze out…. gotta have sump’n to pin teh badj tew….. ah gues ah cud hang it round mah nek…. (teh badj vet, teh badj…!!!)-—————————————————we gots sum rain heddin this way ore teh weak end up hear…. gonna be a littl on the mushy side in teh mountins… jus sayin… yall drive saif now, speshuly Red an Ling….-—————————————————M Bev & Stel…. wens are Hollw weeny party, an wears it at…. Syorms lite house…?-———————amh reddy fur a re-fill now…. izzit tew late to put on sum yak ribs? thay mitebe reddy by bout 9 er 10 spacific tyme…. hoo wants sum….????
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
I want some, Monkey! Pretty please?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’m always up late… I can run the grinder if you like.
BTW we supposedly had our rain… they said it would rain Monday, shower a bit the next two days and be over by this morning…
I write this listening to the steady rain on the roof….
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
What a nice Monkey you are!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Beviek — just re-read your last post….I guess I read it too quickly the first time.I sure hope you’re not driving around drinking a banana daiquiri!You may really want to meet the fire department but there are better and safer methods than by needing an EMT!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
And I didn’t have time to say to the Veteran…. Ok, I know I didn’t get that joke….but I didn’t see anything in it so bad you needed to delete it or apologise.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Just checking in…. mmmm…. I smell the smoker….
I’ll definitely be back in time for ribs, but first I gotta go trim somebody’s neck….no, not like Dracula…. LOLI gave her a very short haircut yesterday and she decided she wants it even shorter at the nape of her neck….It’s only a few hundred yards to her place…So I’ll be right back.
Bev…. I…er…. found some sparkly silver Christian Louboutins for you….but…um….you may want to re-think.
Look at the price!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh, and of course I can do your hair.We may need…. well… some extensions, or something…. but glitter I’ve got!
And if you didn’t see it in that tiny print…..$3995.00!!
4 grand for shoes!!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Crappy day today. It snowed and the power went out around 4:30 am. So my CPAP wouldn’t work. And I forgot to plug in my laptop last night, so the battery was low. I didn’t have too much fun at work, driving a bus in the snow on four hours’ sleep. It was like being on the extra board all over again.Somebody please put me out of my misery with a Yukon Jack. Make it a quadruple.
Tigressy about 2 years ago
Scary!
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.