The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 01, 2012

Sure is hard to tell…

He’s got his father’s air.

When you’re invisible, anything goes.

Radish… no, he was just wearing a little nothing he picked up on sale.

Only if he wants to remain invisible.

And of course, Mrs. Rains is wearing purple.

He’s got that certain je ne vois quoi

Superman was cruising around Metropolis one day and looked down to see Wonder Woman lying on her balcony writhing suggestively. He flys down and lands on top of her and is heard to exclaim, Darn you, Invisible Man.

It’s so sad. Nobody will ever tell the invisible man that he’s a sight for sore eyes.

He could never lie to the teacher – she would always see right through him.

I wonder how they met?

What did his wife ever see in him?

Couldn’t you see the food he just ate? EWW, just made myself sick.

Would their offspring have a 50% chance of invisibility? Or come out semi-transparent?

I like the superman comment. That was always a question we had as kids reading the comic. If she changed clothes on the plane? Used the inflight toilet? Had to scratch in a personal area? Those answers to linger in our boyish minds forever.

I’m loving the Marge Simpson ‘do (or don’t as the case may be).I like the kid in the back row, 2nd from the left with his hat on sideways, Mr. Man hung with a tough crowd.

No-see-ums!