Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 06, 2007

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"If God plays a role in our everyday lives, how does he determine who's rich and who's poor, who's sick and who's 100 percent healthy?" "Darts. Everybody on earth has a dartboard with their name on it in heaven. Each dartboard has a bunch of destiny categories on it. Then God closes his eyes and whips darts at the board to determine everyone's future." "Y'see, these decisions are tough and God doesn't want to play favorites. Throwing darts is the only way to be fair." "God created man so he could play darts?" "God loves darts."