Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 08, 2007

Transcript:

"I need a fortress of solitude. Y'know, like Superman." "A place to unwind and forget about the troubles of the world. It doesn't need to be made of crystals like Superman's. It could be made of...I dunno...chocolate? Yeah, that's it, chocolate." "That would be one delicious fortress. Ooh, y'know what else is delicious? Bacon. Maybe my fortress should be made of bacon. Why not both? How sweet would a fortress made of chocolate and bacon be?" "I could call it the fortress of choco-bacon." "Please don't."