The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 09, 2012

Poison ivy stalks, gotta watch for ’em!

Take your hat and jacket off.

It’s gonna take an ocean…

Careful, girls, Jack is a stalker.

I wonder if there’s a giant red headed woman with lips filled with poison and the ability to control plant life at the top of that stalk?

Leaves of three, let it be!

Never….never, ever…..go pee before the benadryl and calomine start working…or wear clean, soft gloves!…or so I’ve heard!!!!!!!!!

If you’re named Jack in these fairytale stories, things never seem to go quite right. :-D

Leaves of three, turn and flee. Berries white, turn in fright.But the birds love them and, of course, poop them around.Thus endeth the biology lesson for today. (Don’t scratch)

Jack – where you bean?

Oatmeal bath is recommended. Worked for Chickenpox. Measles. My moms favorite cure all.

I use straight bleach, wiped on with a rag. knocks it out now.

was definitely a rash decision on Jack’s part.

he was chasing Jill. I’ll apply her calamine, thank you.

loser!!!!!!

@dogsniff:I noticed that your early morning comment is now missing. Did you delete it, was it deleted for you, or did I just dream that it ever existed?