Chuck knows he’s goin’ down the road with a heavy load.Perhaps he’d better stop and have a reviving libation at the Tiki Bar before continuing his arduous journey. Afterall, we want him to train, not strain !
Easy there Chuck.Jack Lalane could help if he were still around.Hey remember those old Charles Atlas ads in the comics?Use active resistance. (Isometrics) to get big so no one kicks sand in your face.We had a cartoonist on our base do a panel of that with a twist.Big guy kicks sand in face of little guy. Little guy stands up with a big gun. Shoots big guy off his feet. Girlie is impressed. He says “Its not your size of your body. It is the size of your gun.”
Did my work out today. Got up from chair, reached for the remote, sat down, pressed buttons working finger dexterity drills, got up, went to bathroom, spun paper for hand dexterity drill, got up, pulled up pants (fortunately at least I remembered), walked, dodged dogs, dodged wife, using movement dexterity drills, picked up remote from floor, reaching drill, sat down, pressed more button, sipped on Gatorade, watched TV using eye dexterity drills. Olympic atheletes beware I am on my way. MGIII has nothing on me.
Going Home now to pop a cold one and watch the results. Either be laughing or crying and maybe both. But hang in there kids.We still have the internet and each other.Peace out.
DONT PAY THE RANSUM… A’HVE EKSKAPED…!!!Dont no wut ah did this mornin’ but ah change mah profile pic… then WHAM…!!! Ah got exhorsized frum BS…!!! Cudn’t see nor post mah thots and werds…!!! butt ahm bak now… thet wuz skary…!!! (whew!!)
speshuly on votin’ day… ah thot teh revenewers wuz shuttin me down fer sump’n ah sed… problem is, ah rarely member wut ah sed more’n 3 minits ago…. jus sayin’….
hope yall voted fer teh whiner winner… uh yew no hoo… yea him.. teh wun in teh soot…. heddin over to teh tiki hut, ahm over dressed stressed, needs a nanner dakery an kwik..!!!
Linguist about 12 years ago
But can he lift it over his stomach ?
margueritem about 12 years ago
Easy does it, Chuck, don’t want any strains on your first attempt.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Chuck has a bar, but no bells.
Linguist about 12 years ago
Chuck knows he’s goin’ down the road with a heavy load.Perhaps he’d better stop and have a reviving libation at the Tiki Bar before continuing his arduous journey. Afterall, we want him to train, not strain !
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
The place also sells those bells they ring in bars at last call.
Superfrog about 12 years ago
Is that a Snatch or a Clean & Jerk?
magicwalnut about 12 years ago
That’s about my speed….
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
from the look on his face, i think he is going to need a back brace before he starts lifting.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
Maybe he could start with balsa wood barbells.
LadyLavendar about 12 years ago
Yep, he’s a little wobbily there, better get him a barstool and a bartender to help him on his way
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
He is just straining to get it to the car. Superman is alive and well and shops at Bobs.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Easy there Chuck.Jack Lalane could help if he were still around.Hey remember those old Charles Atlas ads in the comics?Use active resistance. (Isometrics) to get big so no one kicks sand in your face.We had a cartoonist on our base do a panel of that with a twist.Big guy kicks sand in face of little guy. Little guy stands up with a big gun. Shoots big guy off his feet. Girlie is impressed. He says “Its not your size of your body. It is the size of your gun.”
StelBel about 12 years ago
I’m hurt that Chuck didn’t choose to purchase his weightlifting equipment at…
StelBel’s and Mel O’Del’s Real Estate and BARBELLS
Storm F-1/4 about 12 years ago
Hey, give old Chuck a break. This is a great moment for him! He finally get’s to move up from the feather taped to each arm.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
StelBel said, 1 day ago
Who’s going to police the Ballard Street Fashion Police and Gorilla Tac Squad~~~~~~~~~~~Is that Munky’s wife?
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
I worked the polls here in Rockford, MN today….half of it anyway…and voted too!….hope everyone votes the way I did here in MN…heheheeee
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh I did. I passed gas…..oh my mistake…..I mean voted. Voted because I could and owe it to others before me who gave it all so I could.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Did my work out today. Got up from chair, reached for the remote, sat down, pressed buttons working finger dexterity drills, got up, went to bathroom, spun paper for hand dexterity drill, got up, pulled up pants (fortunately at least I remembered), walked, dodged dogs, dodged wife, using movement dexterity drills, picked up remote from floor, reaching drill, sat down, pressed more button, sipped on Gatorade, watched TV using eye dexterity drills. Olympic atheletes beware I am on my way. MGIII has nothing on me.
Vet Premium Member about 12 years ago
Going Home now to pop a cold one and watch the results. Either be laughing or crying and maybe both. But hang in there kids.We still have the internet and each other.Peace out.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 12 years ago
DONT PAY THE RANSUM… A’HVE EKSKAPED…!!!Dont no wut ah did this mornin’ but ah change mah profile pic… then WHAM…!!! Ah got exhorsized frum BS…!!! Cudn’t see nor post mah thots and werds…!!! butt ahm bak now… thet wuz skary…!!! (whew!!)
speshuly on votin’ day… ah thot teh revenewers wuz shuttin me down fer sump’n ah sed… problem is, ah rarely member wut ah sed more’n 3 minits ago…. jus sayin’….
hope yall voted fer teh whiner winner… uh yew no hoo… yea him.. teh wun in teh soot…. heddin over to teh tiki hut, ahm over dressed stressed, needs a nanner dakery an kwik..!!!
hoo wants ta joint join me…?
Storm F-1/4 about 12 years ago
I voted and all I got was a sticker. I want my doughnut!!
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
me no care of thats Munkys wife….I can trick the munky into believing that I am his next wife….
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
or is that I can believe that I am his next wife….one or the other or both or something somewhat similiar….
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
heck, I have a bunch of bananas,,,yes, we have no bananas today…
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
briatollah said, 6 minutes ago
@Busy Munky
It’s Election Day. Bars are closed.
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Not the Tiki Bar….
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
I got half price taco’s at Taco Johns….
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
And Obama re-el-ected
Tigressy about 2 years ago
Come to think of it – I haven’t heard many of those lately:
https://cleoandcompany.net/november-6-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.