Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2012
November 24, 2012
November 26, 2012
Transcript:
June: What's wrong with you? Ralph: I'm trying not to be a jerk! Earlier you got mad at me and told me not to be a jerk, so I've been trying ever since! June: It's not working! Ralph: Telling someone not to be a jerk is like telling someone not to think of a purple elephant!
FUNG1 almost 12 years ago
Popeye said it best …“I yam what I yam!”
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Don’t be a jerk and, especially, don’t be a stupid jerk. Go watch TV.
alondra almost 12 years ago
Just get out of her way.
Jeff0811 almost 12 years ago
My wife commented that she had to clean up after me in the kitchen. I told her if she played her cards right she will be cleaning up after me for the next 30 years or so. She decided her lot in life wasn’t quite so bad after all.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Everyone needs to appreciate the good things about their SO.